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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Its not that i Gotta be the Freakiest Looking Person Around.
It just happens that i Very Often Am.

For a long time I have just repeated the knowledge of bread and circus in order to explain why Americans are fine with all this and now that I'm literally working at the circus to amuse these venal freaks it's really hitting harder.

Alright, im in.

What about a New, Modern Curse?

Même about having one’s ducks in a row

If I had a Dollar every time a Stranger at a Nightclub asked me to explain what being Trans or Bisexual is like (i am neither), id have two dollars.
Which isnt a Lot, but its weird that it happened Twice.

Were they Successful?

Forcefully Opening Your Third Eye, with Tooth and Nail, rather than Traditional Enlightenment, btw.

If you became Prime Minister, what would you do?

If I became Prime Minister, I would get killed like Abe Shinzo [sic].

BANG!!!

That's how they're gonna do me.

The Real Pain of Growing up and taking off your Rose Tinted Glasses, you realize that shit was never good.
The world was always inches from tearing apart. We were just ignorant to it as children.

Ive been Accosted by angry, pitchfork-wielding Mobs of upwards of 20 People, simply for Roaming the Dimly Lit Streets at Night.

quick work

I'm not *just* a reply guy. I post too. It's just that my posts are generally terrible and get no traction. But that's not *my* fault

My first Act as Mayor of Slicetown will be to declare Tony The Tiger legally Dead. This will prevent further insurance fraud on his part.

Only One Thing ever Happened, and it Happened to Me:
I stubbed my toe real bad, ouchies!

no, im just saying they are incidental

The Chorus of Ghoulish Moans and Wails that follow me about are *Not* indicative of the Content nor Quality of my character.

Agreed

Id say a solid 5 ort 6, but then again, i am easily intimidated.

Unfortunately, a 7 i think

Brothers in Arms.
Tonight we Take Over the Local 7/11 Parking Lot. This will be our promised Land. Our Kingdom.

I pretty much can only understand the world via surface level trappings and my favorite website is tvtropes. I once killed someone in a hit and run but in my defense I didn't know it was wrong then.

Every post I make is specifically subtweeting you and I and an army of underpaid staffers left over from the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign are taking notes about you to make sure every post you see on the discover feed makes you feel afraid.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Kitty sitting in a box looking annoyed

I know I'm in trouble when, as I'm teasing Kitty with something, she stops following it and just stares at me like
😾:"What makes you think this is a game?!?!" 🤭🤣💕😸💕