@aprildelafontaine
🎀 28 • blonde • adf & always dtf 💄 naarm/melb based baddie 💖 naughty • nice • extra spice 💋 pro gf • mattress actress • courtesan ❤️ SW, women’s rights & anti-DV advocate 👄 only at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
🔔SATURDAY SHIFT CANCELLED🔔
but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!
I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!
back tomorrow though xo
Out of office on, speakers set to loud 🎶 Apologies to my neighbours, but it’s #TaylorSwift day
And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods 🙌 #thelifeofashowgirl
doors (and legs) open from 8pm tonight (Thursday) at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 🔥 make sure you pre-book to avoid disappointment 💋 just don’t keep me waiting… #nsfw #Playtime #spicynights
Sex work is care work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.
From behind, please 🙏🏻
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒
FYI - I will be out of office Friday, October 3rd due to Taylor Swift related, new-album-release day reasons. Thank you for your patience during this exciting, dancey time.
#thelifeofashowgirl
(1/3) Some final #BacktoSchool reads for folks. I've compiled a very not-so-comprehensive list of sex, sex work, and sex worker-specific books people should take the time to read:
- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant
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📣 U P C O M I N G 📣
this week’s shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
After hayfever getting in my way this week - I’m on right now and also over the weekend x
I’ve had a few people ask what sort of services I offer, so I whipped this bad boy up to make things crystal clear ✨ Bookings via @boardroommelb.bsky.social 💋 let me know if you have any extras to add on, or any kinks, fantasies, or dreams that I can help make come true! #nsfw #dirtydownunder
Getting ready for a night out on the town 💃 back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow night though… But for now, let’s dance ✨✨
I walk in like I already own the room. Do I own you too? #nsfw #NoInnocence
Caption this... Funniest reply gets noticed. 😉 😈 #nsfw #captionthis
One episode freaked me out so much that I had to take breaks
HOW GOOD IS IT
DMs are now officially open! So slide on in… If you think you can handle the heat 🔥
A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw
Don’t let anyone ever ruin your day. Ruin it yourself. So that’s what I plan to do and YOU CANT STOP ME
God if arnie isn’t in it then that whole joke is rendered pointless. Come on @schwarzenegger.bsky.social , do another rep for me 💪
Seriously, same. Seven times though… surely the ole terminator body kit would’ve started rusting by that point… but it is nice to hear that he’ll be back.
I’ve just opened my DMs, so slide on in! Apols, still getting the hang of Bluesky so I had no idea my messages were disabled
Tuesday’s looking a little too wholesome… good thing I start stirring trouble at 6pm at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 😉 #AfterDark #CheekyVibes”
SEVEN!? I WAS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE LAST THREE EXISTING
Good morning… still in bed, want to join? 👀 #SpicyNights #DirtyDays #nsfw
There’s only 7 shifts left until I disappear for a while.. 🤭
Call the @boardroommelb.bsky.social to book in some time together 🌹
I mean, I WAS busy hustling. But I also had no idea
The Kirby Institute just dropped 2024's sex stats and… babes, it’s messy 😵 That “quick check” before bookings? It’s foreplay AND safety 😏 and no reason to blush, newbies! Full mess here via the ABC: buff.ly/MXpdxEx 🍆
#SafeSex #SexWorkIsWork #TestDontGuess #SaferPleasure
Well praise be to @kimcums.bsky.social 🙏
📣 U P C O M I N G 📣
this week’s shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social
Now THIS is type of #TheBlock related content that I want to see 👀