Chris Sanders

No need to do it on the down low, they did that publicly multiple times with bipartisan legislation from 2015 - 2022.

ladies and gentlemen

The Format™️

Only the 2nd largest release ever, and only about 50% of the total volume that’s currently down in those salt domes. Definitely nothing to worry about.

Someone just posted about how they don't care if their students use AI as long as the text conveys the ideas the students meant to convey. The thing is, you don't know exactly what you think until you write it. And if some prefab thing pops up, you're liable to decide that was what you thought.

THIS IS INSANE

And then all the adults are mad because you look exhausted all the time and nod off in class. They ask if you’re on drugs. They suggest trying to go to bed even earlier.

Oh hey this sounds familiar…

Forced to go to bed at 10:30, which then meant hours of time where my under stimulated brain had to entertain itself, much like a bored miniature schnauzer.

Our sacrifice is necessary to justify the sacrifice.

dow jones chart with a big jump to positive territory, and a "fell for it again award" ribbon

Vibes-based economy influences vibes-based foreign policy and vice versa

Just one big ouroboros of vibes

The second thing kinda contradicts the first thing but this is all just vibes anyway

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

This is hands down worth 5-minutes of your time right now. What a beautiful column. So thoughtful, reflective, raw and real.

A Letter To My Son by @deecherrywriter.bsky.social

antigravitymagazine.com/column/raisi...

Ignatius Reilly called, he wants his crank rants back

It's genuinely incredible how "listens to what Trump says and interprets it as a policy goal" puts you in the top 5% of Trump understanders

something something RINO Kiley

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

Me to British petroleum: “GROW A PAIR YOU FUCKIN PANSIES”

Leeroy Jenkins-ing through the anti-ship missiles, what could possibly go wrong

Tired: The Manufacturing of Consent.
Wired: The Deindustrialization of Consent

Screenshot of a tweet from US Representative Richard Hudson (R-NC) on 19 March 2025 @ 3:38pm ET. Text reads: THE TRUMP EFFECT AT WORK FOR NORTH CAROLINA! [flexing arm emoji] A furniture manufacturer, Prepac, is shutting down its operations in Canada and moving all of its production to its NC facility. This will help grow our economy and bring more good-paying jobs for folks in our area!

Screenshot of an article headline from the News & Observer. Headline text reads: "NC furniture maker is going out of business, lays off 200 near Greensboro". Above the headline is a photo of a manufacturing facility. The caption to the photo reads: "Prepac Manufacturing facility in Whitsett, NC. The company announced this week it will wind down all operations."

How it started vs how it's going

The power of MAGAnomics!

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

"we will meet again in another life when we are both cats" back uppercase text above graffitti artwork of a black cat silhouette on a pearl-white painted brick wall - artist unknown

this lives forever rent-free in my head

Stares in All Dogs Go to Heaven

USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.

Polio spreading in America
2026 just keep on giving

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

I would love to live in a country where a bunch of evangelical end-times freaks weren't hell-bent on dragging us into wars designed to bring about Armageddon.

But that's just me, I suppose.

MACQUARIE: “.. Without an agreement and a fast cessation of all kinetic activity, the crude market will begin to break in days, and not in weeks or months ..”

@barrons.com
www.barrons.com/articles/gas...