Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑

I’m sorry! I‘m sorry! I meant I hated Greenwich CONNECTICUT

“Democrats shouldn’t talk about anything, lest they disturb the universe. They must remain utterly still like forest creatures while Republicans control the narrative at all times. And then sometimes it just works out.”

Matthew Yglesias is poking fun at the White House finally realizing its policy is too unpopular to run on? The guy who spent all of 2025 and until circa February of 2026 arguing Democrats shouldn’t even talk about Trump’s immigration/deportation policy? That Matthew Yglesias?

The conclusion of Roger Ebert’s 2-star review of Rapa Nui is one of my favorite paragraphs of all time.

I have MISSED these so much, can you please please start posting about Brad Lander vs Dan Goldman

What?! It’s still there! it’s the burger place next door that closed. Now it’s a Raising Cane.

“What happened to me was a flagrant violation of my Constitutional rights.”

Patty O’Keefe was violently detained for legally observing ICE activity in her neighborhood. She deserves accountability from the DHS.

Until she rebuts it directly and out loud, our stated position is that Trump supports the military draft. Make her deny it.

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

ICE arrested an Oregon shop owner who had her green card in her pocket: ‘They didn’t care’ Juanita Avila later helped expose ICE’s ‘arrest first, justify later’ tactics in a lawsuit that won a major victory for immigrants’ rights

NEW: ICE tackled + arrested Juanita Avila, an Oregon shop owner who is a legal permanent resident and had her green card in her pocket.

When she asked through sobs why they didn't believe her, one masked agent replied: “Because they lie all the time.”

Video + interview with her and her daughter:

No girls allowed!!

Good for you! <wink>

No one believes it's actually going to happen, until it does. Americans in particular are very bad at imagining how bad things can get. They usually imagine the most inconvenienced they've ever been, and assume nothing could be worse.

"It's only fair when WE do it"

Is "an Army" the usual phrase?? All I can think of is the way Buster Bluth talked about it on Arrested Development. "These are my awards, mother. From Army."

“We’re sorry, we screwed up and we’re going to make it right.” Why is that so hard??

When the wifi is down, one of us says, "Netsplit?"

I posted in alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack

I followed the 1994 midterm elections on Lynx, FFS

I'd like to see this person last 10 minutes in #RiskyBus

Why, Hopsie.

Still holding out hope you come back someday. Until that time, sending you only good vibes.

It’s the most amazing demonstration that there really are way, way more of us than there are of them.

25 years of Fox News propaganda works on us, too! By 2004, I was resigned to the idea that I wasn’t an actual American. I believed it. And I stayed that way until sometime around March 2025, when I started getting mad instead.

The Dem brand in Montana is pure shit tho.

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

And "In New York City, where it's cold as hell" was a great opening line for the 90s. Not so much anymore. :/