Made out last night with a former co-worker who’s in a closed relationship and now he blocked me everywhere 🤷🏼♂️
30.11.2025 18:30
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Made out last night with a former co-worker who’s in a closed relationship and now he blocked me everywhere 🤷🏼♂️
I love being in Boomer Facebook groups for posts like this:
1) This is in a completely different city on a completely different street
2) That's not a maple; that's the red lighting from the Wells Fargo
3) It's a Starbucks patio
4) The photo is crooked
It’s a distinctly Lyonnais creation and it baffled me that I was served that when I was told we were going to get “tacos” after the bar
I had the most yikes vibes “job interview” at this couple’s Beverly Hills house years ago — the guy ranted at me for an hour about how “your millennial generation” doesn’t want to work hard
When will catfishes learn about reverse image search lolol
If Bari Weiss can start up and sell “The Free Press” for $150 million, surely you can do the same with “The Fucking News”
I’ll be right there 🫡
Messy
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
All that’s in my camera roll of Ptown so far 🏳️🌈
Whenever I think my imposter syndrome is kicking in, I remind myself...this guy has been doing this job longer than I've been alive, and yet he still comes to editorial meetings with zero local pitches or sources...and he still has a job
Had an 80 year old reporter call me at 11:15 to tell me I'm unprofessional and a bad journalist because all I care about is "murder and mayhem" and because I bumped his story about cute raccoons
I love my job I love my job
Yes please 🫡
Barely 🥵
Anyway
Absolutely in love with having to tell dozens of my co-workers about this giant new project we're all going to have to do with no new staffing, and it's all up to me to tell them because the higher managers don't want to 😇
Right back at you 😋
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Guess sales are really struggling for that new Model SS
This is a work of art
Was amused to find out that 1) my mom has watched every single episode of every season of White Lotus, and 2) she is disgusted by the show’s slanderous caricature of the upper middle class
I came home just in time
In all the doom and gloom in the world today, it's important to remember what we have to look forward to (seeing Patrick Schwarzenegger's cock in White Lotus)
Me: I’m stressed and I’m not paid enough for the work I’m doing
My employer: have you considered talking to a Suze Orman AI chatbot?
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Take me with you
I guess you could say Oakland is getting a…
Bas Relief 🥁
Buhh-reaking news
The calm before the storm (January joiners)
NYPD puts the 'mid' in Midtown Homicide