This clip of a pistol-packing Andrew Tate ‘defending Dubai’ prompted no end of hilarity – 14 funniest and totally on-point takedowns
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/this-clip-of-a-pistol-packing-andrew-tate-defending-dubai-prompted-no-end-of-hilarity-14-funniest-and-totally-on-point-takedowns/

People reckon Trump is already looking for someone to blame the war on Iraq on – 17 brutally on-point responses
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/people-reckon-trump-is-already-looking-for-someone-to-blame-the-war-on-iraq-on-17-brutally-on-point-responses/

Jonathan Pie’s characteristically NSFW take on Trump’s war with Iran is as brutal as it is funny www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/j...

Donald Trump said it was more fun to sink ships than capture them and the Maga reaction is a terrifying sign of where we are now
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/donald-trump-said-it-was-more-fun-to-sink-ships-than-capture-them-and-his-audience-lapped-it-up-appalled-and-totally-on-point-responses/

Donald Trump was asked to clarify if it was the ‘beginning’ or the ‘end’ of the war and his 'answer' spoke volumes
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/donald-trump-was-asked-to-clarify-if-it-was-the-beginning-or-the-end-of-the-war-and-his-answer-totally-nailed-the-state-of-the-man-and-his-presidency/

Donald Trump tried to big up his presidency like no other but it ended up a glorious self-own – 14 A++ responses
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/donald-trump-tried-to-big-up-his-presidency-like-no-other-but-it-ended-up-a-glorious-self-own-14-a-responses/

A reporter brilliantly called out Donald Trump over his claims Iran bombed their own school and had the entire internet cheering
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/a-reporter-brilliantly-called-out-donald-trump-over-his-claims-iran-bombed-their-own-school-and-had-the-entire-internet-cheering/

A right-wing professor criticised the ‘grotesque’ clothing choices of modern women and was given a proper dressing down – 17 stylish comebacks www.thepoke.com/2026/03/07/r...

SNL’s cold open skit of Pete Hegseth was almost too close to the blustering Secretary of War for comfort – 19 five-star reviews www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/s...

So-called farmer Jeremy Clarkson mocked Countryfile for talking about climate change, and the takedowns were outstanding in their field – 15 favourites www.thepoke.com/2026/03/10/s...

Donald Trump tried his stupid handshake thing on the president of Paraquay and it backfired to supremely satisfying effect
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/donald-trump-tried-his-stupid-handshake-thing-on-the-president-of-paraquay-and-it-backfired-to-supremely-satisfying-effect/

Sarah Pochin embraced the spirit of Thatcher to troll Keir Starmer and was magnificently owned into next week
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/sarah-pochin-embraced-the-spirit-of-thatcher-to-troll-keir-starmer-and-was-magnificently-owned-into-next-week/

Pete Hegseth bragged he ‘only speaks American’ at a summit with Latin American leaders and these 15 A++ replies needed no translation
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/pete-hegseth-bragged-he-only-speaks-american-at-a-summit-with-latin-american-leaders-and-these-15-a-replies-needed-no-translation/

Kevin Maguire had a message for ‘ex-pats’ fleeing Dubai and it wasn't just Good Morning Britain viewers cheering
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/kevin-maguire-had-a-message-for-ex-pats-fleeing-dubai-and-had-good-morning-britain-viewers-cheering/

Fox News got caught playing an old clip to cover up for Trump’s utterly disrespectful headgear at the dignified transfer of fallen members of the forces – 21 scathing responses www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/f...

Tony Blair thinks Keir Starmer should have ‘shown up’ when the US asked for help in the Middle East, and everyone pointed out the planet-sized elephant in the room www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/t...

Belfast comedian Vittorio Angelone absolutely roasted ex-Tory MP Penny Mordaunt to her face for promoting a Saudi arms fair, and it’s squirm-inducing, glorious viewing www.thepoke.com/2026/03/08/b...

Nigel Farage’s boast that Reform UK raised the most money in 2025 just reminded people that it’s the billionaires’ favourite www.thepoke.com/2026/03/07/f...

Kristi Noem will become the ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas’ on the first of April, and the internet brought its best burns – 18 funny favourites www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/k...

Nigel Farage went running to Mar-a-Lago to brief against the UK’s Iran policy, in a move people are calling traitorous – 21 withering condemnations www.thepoke.com/2026/03/09/f...

The White House bigged up its war on Iran with a Hollywood movie mashup and it utterly beggared belief – 15 zero-star reviews
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/the-white-house-bigged-up-its-war-on-iran-with-a-hollywood-and-it-utterly-beggared-belief-15-zero-star-reviews/

There’s something truly cultish about this gang of pastors praying over Trump, and the irony wasn’t lost on the internet – 21 heavenly takedowns www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/s...

George Monbiot on why Britain shouldn’t get dragged into Trump’s war on Iran is brilliantly done
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/george-monbiot-on-why-britain-shouldnt-get-dragged-into-trumps-war-on-iran-is-brilliantly-done-and-essential-viewing-for-anyone-who-might-think-otherwise/

Charlie Stayt just schooled Kemi Badenoch after she said the RAF was ‘just hanging around’ the Iran war and he wasn’t letting it go
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/charlie-stayt-just-schooled-kemi-badenoch-after-she-said-the-raf-was-just-hanging-around-the-iran-war-and-he-simply-wasnt-letting-it-go/

‘What’s the fastest ‘yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends’ moment you’ve ever had?’ – 21 people who will never be a good pal
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/whats-the-fastest-yeah-we-are-definitely-not-going-to-be-friends-moment-youve-ever-had-21-people-who-will-never-be-a-good-pal/

‘What was the moment that made you realise you absolutely had to leave a job?’ – 19 people who just couldn’t take it anymore
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/what-was-the-moment-that-made-you-realise-you-absolutely-had-to-leave-a-job-19-people-who-just-couldnt-take-it-anymore/

This Brit reporter wasn’t taking Pete Hegseth’s ‘no’ for an answer and more of this sort of thing please
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/this-brit-reporter-wasnt-taking-pete-hegseths-no-for-an-answer-and-more-of-this-sort-of-thing-please/

This magnificent takedown of James Cleverly over Iran didn’t just have the Question Time audience applauding
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/james-cleverly-takedown-iran-question-time/

Andrew Tate was detained trying to enter Dubai so he wouldn’t ‘miss out’ on the war, and everybody’s schadenfreude meters exploded www.thepoke.com/2026/03/06/a...

Donald Trump’s chilling boast that the US could use Spain’s air bases without their permission speaks volumes about him – 18 stark fact-checks www.thepoke.com/2026/03/04/t...