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I swear I’ll write my bio tomorrow. | Midwest | he/him | ADHD | Passionate about PKM

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it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

14.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 10858 πŸ” 3276 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 44

What I find interesting about this line is that it’s an admission in order for this to happen, they need you to lose your ordinary intelligence that you already have.

This is why they want to get into schools. They want kids to lose basic capacity so that they have to rent it forever.

13.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 649 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 14
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 7418 πŸ” 2081 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 149
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Algorithm update.

As ever: Dudes rock.

10.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 13

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them

11.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 7965 πŸ” 1434 πŸ’¬ 204 πŸ“Œ 83
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Oscar Nominees Ranked By How Much I Want To Hear Matt Berry Pronounce Their Name There are no losers here, honestly.

whoever asked matt berry to be the announcer at the oscars deserves a big ol' smooch on the lips

type-click-type.ghost.io/oscar-nomine...

11.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 18

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

09.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1668 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 6
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9055 πŸ” 2514 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 179
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My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me.

In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it.Β 

On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned.Β 

Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.

My name is Marisa Kabas, and I'm an independent journalist who publishes The Handbasket. I'm reaching out about a matter that involves your team and that continues to trouble me. In June of last year, Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press and I filed a FOIA lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan Police Department to compel them to release body camera footage from the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace. What followed was months of back and forth with their lawyers, arguing why it was in the public interest to release the un-redacted footage in its entirety. Though tiny segments were handed over, that wasn't enough: We wanted all of it.Β  On February 18, 2026, a DC judge ruled in our favor, and your reporter Mark Segraves sent a kind note of congratulations that day. Then on Monday, March 2nd, the footage was handed over to me and excitedly announced I'd received it and would be reviewing it in the coming days and sharing what I learned. When Segraves emailed me this past Thursday asking for my phone number, I didn't think much of it. But when he called me just before 2pm on Friday to let me know NBC4 Washington would be airing a segment at 5pm, I grew concerned.Β  Segraves said he'd obtained some of the footage via a FOIA request that week after he heard the footage had been released to me. He said he'd credit the work of RCFP and me, but it was little comfort. I asked if he'd known the day before when he emailed me for my number, why didn't he tell me then? He didn't have a good answer for that. He acknowledged all the hard work I'd done getting this footage released. I asked him if he could hold the story until Monday, to which he replied that he's "not just a blogger" (implying that that's all I am, presumably) and that he'd have to check with his editor. I said fine. Nearly an hour later he called back to say his editor refused to hold the story, but that they were happy to interview me via Zoom to add to the package, and I said I would.

What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right.Β 

"It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do.

Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTokβ€”the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go.

It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.

What followed was two hours of furiously writing and posting clips of the footage to Youtube so I could get something published before the 5pm broadcast, and in the midst of that, recording a quick Zoom interview with a person who was about to take credit for my work. At 4:59pm ET, The Handbasket published a piece titled "Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid." Then I tuned into NBC4 Washington via your website to catch the broadcast, and my instinct to rush to get something out first was proven right.Β  "It's a story you're seeing first on News4," your newscast began. "For the first time we're getting an inside look at what happened the day the Trump administration took over the US Institute of Peace. News4 obtained more than four hours of police body camera video from that day." What followed was more than six minutes of clips and commentary from Segraves, but it's not until six minutes and 21 seconds into the piece that he mentions my name (mispronounced though he asked for the correct pronunciation on Zoom), "The Handbasket blog," and the RCFP's foundational role in bringing this footage to light. I was angry, but didn't feel there was much I could do. Then I saw the version NBC4 posted to Instagram and TikTokβ€”the video itself made ZERO mention of the RCFP or my work, only briefly acknowledging it in the written caption on Instagram, and not even bothering to do that on TikTok. An average viewer with no background on the case is lead to believe that this footage was released because of your efforts. When I saw that, I decided I couldn't let this go. It's difficult to explain what it's like to spend nearly a year working on a story only to have another reporter and outlet surreptitiously take credit for it; months of work and personal risk only to have another reporter lying in wait to swoop in. What NBC4 did was immoral, unethical, and to be frank, just truly sucked.

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

09.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 4802 πŸ” 996 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 91
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From the Merriam-Webster Archives: 50 Postcards For lovers of the English language and American history alike, this deluxe boxed collection of fifty postcards features art and ephemera from the storied arc...

Coming soon!

www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/merri...

09.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12697 πŸ” 7698 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
I feel bad for you. Thanks it's been a rough week

I feel bad for you. Thanks it's been a rough week

27.04.2024 16:49 πŸ‘ 4010 πŸ” 530 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 9
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MTV REWIND - I Want My MTV Celebrating 44 years of continuous music videos. Stream classic music videos 24/7.

Today's delight: wantmymtv.vercel.app - 27,000 music videos to stream

08.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Two great movies from a world that no longer exists

08.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gavin Newsom comes out swinging against California billionaire tax Ballot initiative, opposed by the ultra-wealthy, would levy one-time 5% tax on individuals worth more than $1bn

Psst! Your crown prince is aggressively fighting the California billionaire tax. He’s doesn’t care about you, pass it on! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

07.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 16
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11634 πŸ” 3296 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21

girls only want one thing and it's Connor MacLeod's apartment in Highlander

08.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

[extreme pitbull voice]

mrs. worldwide

08.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
**Dad πŸ’žπŸ’ž**  
**Today 11:59 AM**  

**WHERE ARE YOU????? YOUR HAMSTER IS STUCK**  

**What??**  

**He's climbing the wall**  
**Has he ever done that?**  
**Can he get down on his own?**  

**What??????**  

**Read 12:01 PM**  

*(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high wall near the ceiling.)*

**Dad πŸ’žπŸ’ž** **Today 11:59 AM** **WHERE ARE YOU????? YOUR HAMSTER IS STUCK** **What??** **He's climbing the wall** **Has he ever done that?** **Can he get down on his own?** **What??????** **Read 12:01 PM** *(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high wall near the ceiling.)*

**Dad πŸ’žπŸ’ž**  

**Do I leave him alone?**  
**He went ninja mode and now he thinks he's unstoppable**  

**He should be fine**  
**I'll be back from work in 15 mins**  

*(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high wall near the ceiling, with its enclosure visible below.)*

**Dad πŸ’žπŸ’ž** **Do I leave him alone?** **He went ninja mode and now he thinks he's unstoppable** **He should be fine** **I'll be back from work in 15 mins** *(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high wall near the ceiling, with its enclosure visible below.)*

**He should be fine**  
**I'll be back from work in 15 mins**  

*(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high corner of a wall, its legs stretched out.)*  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  

**Read 12:03 PM**  

**Not funny**  
**Tomorrow I'm going to wake up and he's going to be trying to drive my car**  
**We don't know what he's capable of**

**He should be fine** **I'll be back from work in 15 mins** *(Attached image shows a hamster clinging to a high corner of a wall, its legs stretched out.)* πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ **Read 12:03 PM** **Not funny** **Tomorrow I'm going to wake up and he's going to be trying to drive my car** **We don't know what he's capable of**

A close-up image of a black and white hamster clinging to the high corner of a wall. Its legs are stretched wide apart, the hamster appears to be defying gravity.

A close-up image of a black and white hamster clinging to the high corner of a wall. Its legs are stretched wide apart, the hamster appears to be defying gravity.

I can't stop laughing at this (source: imgur.com/gallery/take...)

28.02.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 1938 πŸ” 470 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 73
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7478 πŸ” 2119 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112

Thing that really gets my goat is the way people are eager to fund this bullshit but you need eleven layers of analysis and a ton of collateral if you want to open a small grocery store in a food desert.

07.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 3955 πŸ” 921 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 12
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5884 πŸ” 2034 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 100
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On @pablo.show I talked about the limits of generative AI, and why the brainstorming processβ€”which LLMs mostly eliminate, imoβ€”is fundamental to doing *good* work.

05.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1104 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 33

what the dog doin

07.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

A delightful site!
youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 23
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singer from brass solidarity band shatters a sheet of ice as the band plays β€œlovely day” at the abolish ICE benefit festival in minneapolis held across the street from where federal agents murdered alex pretti in january

07.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 538 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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a woman with curly hair is standing in front of a candle holder . Alt: Ehle and Firth as our dear couple making goo goo eyes at each other

ok fuck it, watching β€˜95 Pride and Prejudice right now. tgif

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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Inside the Underground Safe Houses Sheltering Immigrants From ICE

We are at this stage of the Holocaust β€” in Ohio, which hasn’t gotten much attention recently.

β€œIn Springfield, Ohio, some Americans have converted their basements and spare bedrooms into shelters for immigrant families who could be targeted in raids.”

#GiftLink courtesy of my library:

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like

05.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 939 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 16