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I could probably help. If you’re really desperate…

22.01.2025 18:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will Musk not still be president then though?

22.01.2025 09:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If anyone is writing a really niche poem about a canine services business carrying out their trade with carefree abandon, then “devil may care” rhymes nicely with “doggy day care”.

Ok, it’s a pisser that the word “care” is used twice, but to be fair you’re getting this for free.

20.01.2025 23:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Rightly so, they are indistinguishable!

20.01.2025 20:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, that’s what Palpatine says in the film. And if you thought I was quoting Trump then there, my friend, is perhaps the point!

20.01.2025 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“The attempt on my life has left me scarred…but my resolve has never been stronger!!”

Did we just watch the inauguration of Emperor Trumpatine?!

#WithThunderousApplause

20.01.2025 19:04 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Nice try Baron Trump but you’re still no Gary Barlow’s son

20.01.2025 16:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Is everyone else crying and doing unconvincing Welsh accents right now?

25.12.2024 22:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is anyone else getting approximately 1 million emails per minute from the DCS??!!

17.12.2024 18:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The view from my favourite bus stop!

14.12.2024 08:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was! In the end I was rescued by the mighty @alabamageisha.bsky.social but thanks for remembering!

06.12.2024 10:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The end of this had me in bits! Like the closing scene in Childhood’s End when we’re all just a short violin solo that someone might hear 😩😩😢😢

27.11.2024 11:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SB currently shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ, that’s SB shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ. Thank you.

26.11.2024 13:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes it is

25.11.2024 00:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I heard an actual English person say “I could care less” today.

It’s happening, my friends. Brace yourselves.

#Proms
#BabyShowers
#BlackFriday

24.11.2024 23:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I noticed today that Nicotinell are now making a product to help people stop vaping.

Good luck to anyone trying to stop trying to stop smoking. Maybe just buy some cigs?

23.11.2024 23:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh can I be in this please? I want to make it cheaper to buy Star Wars figures here

21.11.2024 11:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t understand the concept of a breakout room until I came to Blue Sky.

More cake anyone? Cup of tea?

20.11.2024 17:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope everyone is having as much fun as I am, trying to remember all my passwords having removed cookies so I can get on DCS!

(Luckily, this does not affect the local takeaway market. I have all their numbers burned into my brain.)

20.11.2024 17:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I read these two posts together and gasped

20.11.2024 16:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ok this is not, as the youth of today say, a fitness page. And these things may be bollocks. But hey, 56 to 47 in 2 months. I’ll take that! Getting there…

19.11.2024 18:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m at the gym. Done 3 circuits. It’s a decent sized car park to be fair. Still no spaces though. Fuck it, I’m going for a pizza.

19.11.2024 18:17 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Top 3 foods I can make:

3. Beans on toast
2. Scrambled egg on toast
1. Beans and scrambled egg on toast

- SB (age 46)

19.11.2024 09:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok so now that we’re all moving to Bluesky, are we back in the EU or something? Or does that come later?

18.11.2024 22:32 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Have you found me a little
house yet?

18.11.2024 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorted thanks!

18.11.2024 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Safari or Chrome, can’t do it on either!

18.11.2024 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok fellow lovers of DCS. Anyone want to tell me how to get rid of cookies for that site without deleting my entire history, computer, house, life etc?

18.11.2024 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with a beard and earrings is laying on a bed and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard and earrings is laying on a bed and making a funny face .

Shit.

18.11.2024 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I was wondering what my first actual Blue Sky post would be. Not that one about setting up an account. That’s nothing. Doesn’t count. I wanted this one to matter.

And so, here I am. Followed by the ruddy CBA! I have truly arrived!

18.11.2024 19:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0