Jerry Garcia: "My guitar sold for over $11 million."
David Gilmour: "Yeah? Mine brought in $12 million."
Roger Waters: "Hrumph...you're both terrible people, and in ten years the bass I play five notes on will fetch a billion."
#DavidGilmour #JerryGarcia #Christies #BobDylan
Fascinating livestream - they're auctioning Beatles stuff at the moment (Ringo's pinky ring just went for 95k)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIqn...
Be interesting to see if Thomas Massie sends out Easter cards where he's surrounded by piles of redacted documents instead of rifles
I'll take "Late-Stage Capitalism" for a thousand, Ken
Yeah, I didn't know what to expect either. Was initially a little afraid it would be repetitive acoustic stuff, but he is really super talented (didn't read til afterwards he'd mostly been doing grunge type music until the past couple years - he channeled Cobain closer than anybody I've heard).
Creepy guy Rick Jackson, running for governor of Georgia, in one of his 10 hourly commercials: "The establishment will hate me for the same reasons they hate Trump."
Um, ya mean exorbitant gas prices, rampant inflation, and total incompetence?
Cookie company exec, probably: "We'll just cut the bag in half and charge the same price...nobody'll ever notice!"
Would be zero percent surprised if Bobby Junior used the $5 a gallon gas prices to launch his new "Make America Walk Again" initiative...on interstate highways. #MAWA
"On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire, and the White House will be adorned by an Ultimate Fighting Championship." - H.L. Merkin
Six months from now, probably: "Greenland was just days away from developing a nuclear bomb!!"
Between CBS getting handed over to a gaggle of half-witted nepo brats, and a gubernatorial candidate in my state who runs continuous ads and looks like he could in fact eat babies, think I'm gonna just cut the cord & watch Britbox and the like from now til the asteroid hits...
Overhead in line at Starbucks today: "Turns out the Q in QAnon stands for quagmire." #iran
Gas is so expensive somebody just tried to siphon methane from Ted Cruz's backside #gas
Western nations begging Ukraine for gas in 3..2...1 ("You should be grateful we're asking to buy oil from you...and put on a suit!")
Hope y'all are enjoying your $5 gas (and I ain't talking per tank) #winning
Best line in the terrific new Elvis Presley concert doc: "You get dry up here onstage...gimme some water. It feels like Bob Dylan slept in my mouth last night." #Elvis #EPIC #BobDylan
#CBS is going downhill faster than Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards
Sign in a community college science classroom:
Q: "What's the most dangerous element on the periodic table?"
A: "MAGAnese"
Can't believe people are complaining about gas prices going down by a dollar a gallon.
wait, my bad - I was holding the chart upside down
The new people in charge of CBS/Paramount may be greatly underestimating how many people are going to completely tune out their programming (up to and including their biggest cash cow, NFL football).
My friend's son was arrested after haranguing fellow customers inside a local breakfast spot this morning. He was charged with being Dunkin' disorderly.
Mr. Peanut is facing intense criticism today over his decision to carry out legume change.
"Beware the Idiots of March"
Jesse Welles - *Red" (Atlanta, 2/25/26) #JesseWelles
Yes, and barely made it - one snafu after another, from Stubhub ticket not transferring (finally got it 90 minutes before showtime) to GPS flaking out and getting me lost for an hour trying to find the parking garage. Ended up jogging the 3/4 milefrom there to the venue. All good, though! Great show
#JesseWelles in Atlanta, 2/25/26
I use to make alot of spelling mistakes; I use to, but I still do to.
People are conveniently forgetting that J. Edgar Hoover partied with the US skeet-shooting team after they captured Bronze at the 1960 Winter Olympics in Squaw Valley
Every time I heard somebody on TV say "Milan - Cortina" over the past two weeks, all I could think of is the Ian Dury song "Billericay Dickie" ("Had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina..."). #IYKYK #WinterOlympics2026 #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026
My favorite athlete in the #WinterOlympics is the Swiss curler with the Resting IDGAF Face #RIDGAFF #WinterOlympicGames #WinterOlympics2026
