Fuck 12

What exploded... the guy, the diaper bag, or the horny starbucks moms?

This is actually true, moms have a proven track record of fucking, its right there in the title.

Would have to think about that, who do you think?

Shake Shack fucks, hard.

Bone apple teeth

Okay, let's do left side dry rub, low smoke with oak and cherry. Right side we can do a spicy Mexican inspired stew with multiple local peppers and chicharone the skin for a crunchy topping.

Homemade blue maize tortillas for both and a fresh black bean and corn salad.

You thinking dry rub, low smoke? Or more like a stew situation? He looks pretty gristly, so a long braise might help tenderize.

My tomato garden needs more worms anyway.

Is it time to sign up for AARP?

godspeed sir, may the lube be always at your back

military wives are freaks fr fr

You could start to really see it 25 years ago, too. The moment we went into Iraq I just knew things were going in a very bad direction, but there were signs even earlier. Iran Contra and Kuwait were both early indicators.

The fall of the USSR was the real tipping point, imo.

Cover of V.I. Lenin's "The State and Revolution"

Required reading.

marxists.architexturez.net/ebooks/lenin...

Pedophilia and sexual assualt isn't a kink, my guy.

Make sure its the 90s version.

I was in prison for about 20 minutes when I learned this lesson playing spades.

Just reminding everyone about base 10 mathematics

School is about turning in papers to get grades, not learning, obvi.

It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.

"Founders" are obnoxious people with mediocre ideas and rich parents.

There has absolutely got to be life somewhere in there, somewhere.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. - Trump, probably

Honey roasted cashews if you're in your bag.

The move is creamy peanut butter but you sprinkle finely crushed cashews on it.

Their paranoid inadequacy is so nakedly obvious. Even marginally confident men don't talk or act like this.

Yeah, my father is similar. Admitting that his own choices (especially after our mother died young in 2002) are the reason he is lonely would be too difficult for his ego, so it must be some vague, nebulous "cultural" thing.

He isn't MAGA, thankfully, but being a Reagan Republican is almost as bad.

Of course they blame "the government shutdown" for processing delays and nothing else. No mention of the fear of ICE and why workers might not want to risk their lives to peel crawfish.

Israelis are utterly brainwashed.

I know a few like that, but haven't really spoke to them since probably 2019. I see online that they're all divorced now, but they cope by telling people that "they're free now".

My own father has slipped a little down this path, too. Not too far, but he blames a lot of his problems on "the world".

Apropos