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This perspective is brought to you by the people who look at a vagina the same way.
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Who knew that "punish the villains" would look like this
"Please return your grocery cart to the corral correctly, you inconsiderate slovenly ass child. Don't make me tell you twice."
First journalism style guides erode Oxford comma usage and now they want us to add umlauts because the same letter twice in a row might be confusing? The punctuation of illiteracy!
It's real simple. If it costs 80 to refill the full tank, so you plan to fill the tank when it's only half empty. That's 40. Half that is 20. Half of that is 10. Keep dividing half, half, half, half, and you can divide it so much it's almost zero, so gas is free when you think about it.
Ah the joke reviews. Sometimes love 'em, sometimes hate 'em.
One of my all-time favorites was a review of Persona 3: Reload where someone simply copy/pasted the entire lyrics of Eiffel 65's "I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Would like a link to the document if there is one =]
Wouldn't mind a link to that document if there is one!
"the government targeted Powell 'out of malice or an intent to harass' and has launched a 'fishing expedition' to either find something to pin on him or to pressure him to fold"
That sure sounds like the "fishing expeditions" he is launching into states that wouldn't "find votes" for him in 2020
A lot of time when fundies speak of "freedom of religion" they mean freedom of their religion. When they speak of tolerance, they mean for them. When they decry persecution, they mean of them. When they talk about viewpoints being heard, they mean theirs.
That's really gonna help them with the paperwork
I'm so glad to be a student of the humanities who, for starters, read a lot of books, but additionally, actually tried to understand what they were telling me instead of stripping them for parts. Like this book for example iykyk
Kash Patel is like if the dumbest football player at your high school was made the sheriff for no other reason than he's friends with the mayor's son and now all the police in your town are being forced to watch his favorite sports highlights to learn... something.
Who among us hasn't gone through a little rebellious racism phase? Huh? Right? Guys?
Bye, honey! I'm off to work!
Operation: Epic Fury
Maybe Tulsi can investigate Iran for "stealing the war" by not losing immediately. Pam Bondi can notify Iran that whether things are legal or not is completely up to her now and the war was legal and Iran's existence isn't so, you know, sorry.
Hilariously, Alexander Graham Bell suggested people should say "ahoy" when answering the phone.
When the phone was invented, it became clear that people needed to say a greeting / confirm connection when picking up. Americans settled on "hello" which previously would have been used as more of a hail (e.g. hailing a coach). From there, it was generalized into a greeting even outside the phone.
They're really out here trying to pull a Syndrome for a fascist America
Wow, that sounds a lot like the defense agreement we already have, which is called NATO, which Donald Trump already doesn't respect and jeopardizes on a daily basis. But sure, go off, Lindsey.
The level finally loaded after 30 years. Gabe is free.
Lindsey bears some of the responsibility for this happening, so he can eat shit frankly.
Bamboozled By Frogs: A Memoir
That's one way to say "fuck the G ride, I want the machines that are makin' 'em"
Well, Douglas Adams, we gotta give you that one.
Challenge for those who think my dog isn't God:
Explain what God is
#checkmate
We don't even understand human consciousness, so every AI bro claiming that AI might be conscious is simply revealing their fetish.
