Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈

🫂 I hear you.

🫂🫂
Really changes your perspective, huh.

What if I told you pokemon was animal crossing but with pokemon.
(They're both collectathons with thin stories.)

Gang’s all here!!! 🎉

I felt more constrained than normal today so I literally just took a minute to get naked in the bathroom at work. Just made me wish I could WFH more

Oh God, can't wait for the magats to bitch about this for the next 10 years.

Haddy Birthbay Ropp!

Now you're socially awkward with money!

Hmm...

a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway in front of a sign that says ' i love you ' Alt: a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway in front of a sign that says ' i love you ' Or it's Miranda and Lizzie dancing in a dream-like school hallway.

Today I learned that Lalaine has the exact same birthday as me.
She's most known for playing Miranda in Lizzie McGuire.
So I guess you could say that Hilary Duff is my best friend.

I think I like it too 😏🥵

I've heard it described as a show where just anything happens. Kinda like early seasons of lost.

I have been meaning to watch it. It sounds delightfully chaotic.

I lived in 29 for a few years (not a Marine nor related to one), it's a rarity to see mentioned anywhere.

Start recording everything then. Idk about the laws in Canada, but law requires proof. Fabricated proof is a major crime. And exactly what fabricated documents would they come up with if you refused to carry a cell phone for a customer? That specific example is a huge liability for the company too.

I don't remember ever fully believing in Christianity. My mom and I went to church every Sunday as a little kid, but I always took it with a grain of salt. I did believe Jesus was a real person, and even believed in the miracles, but I didn't fully commit to belief in God.

Say no. They can't do shit about it if the task is outside the normal scope of your job. Believe it or not, you are allowed to have boundaries at work.

a man is pointing at another man and saying i was in the water , it was cold Alt: a man is pointing at another man and saying i was in the water , it was cold

Reminds me of this episode

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Yeah my "untagged nudes" list got a few entries today ha.
Not that I mind, but my boss might.

I liked the review. The bit about everyone in town obsessing over the local Bad Guy™ really reminded me of pokemon games. Almost every line of dialogue mentions pokemon in some way, and once you notice, it's really bizarre.

You're kinda weird.

I appreciate it greatly.

You rang?

Legumes! Happy birthday, gal!

Side note: double cowboy is unhinged. 🤠🤠

Just flip the breaker at noon. Problem solved!

Karma.... 🥹

I had a mastiff puppy I named karma, but our existing adult dog at the time was overly territorial with her and I had to give her up for her safety.

I mean selfishness is why they voted for him. I'm in the "whatever works" camp at this point.

What a mood.

Yes, my phone has detected a tag with a certain Bluetooth Mac address in at least two different locations today.

A notice from my phone that an apple air tag has traveled with me.

Uhhhh that's creepy. Thanks Google 🫪
I don't have any airtags. I have never purchased any apple products...