Dingy McGee

white and orange chrysanthemums

the mums are mummening

Neighbor kid asked if I wanted a dead tarantula from his yard, I guess that's my jenny from the block

‘That’s not what I meant’

will be on my tombstone…

(hearing about the headless horseman) oh that’s probably why he’s so mad

Rumplestiltskin is the medical term for a botched circumcision, please stop confusing it with a fairy tale- you are upsetting everyone at this library.

my friend is staying with me for a few days and I’m making her administer my meds like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

I can’t breakdance but I can breakup and breakdown

😄♥️😄♥️😄♥️🍔🌮😋💥🌧

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

as a little treat...it'd be fucking nice if something went my way for a change

Honey, I shrunk your optimistic outlook on the world.

maybe I can change things by worrying about them harder

Thanks.

Tethering myself to people I like with string cheese.

💩♥️😊

It's complicated (self-inflicted)

SATAN HAS A SMALL PENIS. Words in multiple colours along with a border to suggest flashlights.

Kids these days are so preoccupied with content creators when they should be busy being content with their Creator

My therapist says it’s okay to cry in public as long as I wear clothes

Who up permitting their fear to pass over them and through them rn

Mashup photo of one of the Gallagher brothers, I don't care if it's Liam or Noel because they're both twats, with the other brother replaced by Lil Jon. Caption: To the windowwwww/ To the wonderwall

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