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Jabroni Mike

@jabronimike

Professional internet asshole https://www.twitch.tv/jabroni_mike Business email: jabronimikebiz@gmail.com

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Gonna be rough for the other nominees at the game awards when they lose best OST to a bunch of songs about cat shit and rotting garbage (deservedly)

02.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People keep telling me i "need to tweet more," but i dunno. I don't have anything to say to you assholes.

04.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 0

Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys.

HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!

28.01.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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The original Heated Rivalry:

15.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bean can do one Better

Clipped by: BoheBabbitt

03.01.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i drew the grinch

03.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey chat. You're my present this year. *pregnant pause* *eyes meet sheepishly* *subtle lip bite*

25.12.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 11 knocked it out of the park again with a recent update

it introduced a new game i have to play everyday, where I need to remember which invisible icon on my taskbar is which while i close the AI Copilot popups that get in the way.

02.12.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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yep

30.11.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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folks, it is my pleasure to share with you the most confusing building on Staten island.

May i present the Louie G's Italian ices/Headstone store

25.11.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

LETS SEE THEM CHATOIDS!!

18.11.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This changed my life. Stop what you are doing and read it right now.

13.11.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday, Oct 4th at 6:00 PM EST:

First ep of my new podcast/talk show whatever, Fool Disclosure, featuring a real Chatoid/Paleontologist! Live on my twitch channel. Hope to see you there!

29.09.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

twitch.tv/jabroni_mike

12.09.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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6PM EST Tonight: We'll laugh, we'll cry, we'll regret all our life choices watching YOUR video submissions! Be there or Go To Hell!!!!

12.09.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes when i get called "unc" i know it's an insult but feels like an honorific? is that intentional? help unc out

03.09.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0
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PSA: please stop lewding my original characters, the Pastatutes. they are wholesome and whole grain. Thanks

27.08.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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Texas?? Again??? ah well @sanjapan.bsky.social

22.08.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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6:00 PM EST. if you miss it, you done fucked up

19.08.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

its that time of year that i'm SURROUNDED BY SHITTY LITTLE FLIES TRYING TO GET IN MY NOSE AND MOUTH CONSTANTLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF

18.08.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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Deltarune fans 😐

17.08.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Iced tea's best performance in years

14.08.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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"chopped" didnt event exist when i streamed this #oldmanyellsatcloud

12.08.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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deja lavuvu #labubu

10.08.2025 18:33 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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guys i found the deltarune prophecy generator

03.08.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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SEASON 2, EP 8. Save the date!!

29.07.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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The UK actually SHOULDN'T have access to porn and i can make my argument in 30 seconds:

25.07.2025 21:45 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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HE DOES NOT MESS AROUND

Game: Donkey Kong Bananza
Clipped by: Supercharged_Toaster

23.07.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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they're giving the apes gender dysphoria

Clipped by: Supercharged_Toaster

17.07.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chatoid Plush (9in) – Youtooz Collectibles The Plush Ain’t no F’s in chat for Jabroni Mike’s plush debut! Sitting at 9 inches tall with a strand of drool hanging from their open mouth underneath a pair of bulging eyes that look in different di...

CHATOID PLUSH NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH 8/22!!

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18.07.2025 17:48 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2