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Perpetually posting posters for posterity. The good, the bad and the F'n awesome. My Letterboxd (please ignore all the smut): https://boxd.it/3JFl Also on a podcast, because who isn't these days: https://dougdillaman.podbean.com/

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And with typical human thinking, we'd now all be driving cars powered by juiced penguins, or something.

12.03.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My sensible answers are:
1. A running gag with a friend about another friend
2. An orderly crocodile of toddlers in hi vis
3. Sunday winter days in Hackney.

11.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

1) The first shower after a 24-hour Movie Marathon

2) Cracking the top of a really good creme brulee

3) Godzilla making his first appearance in the movie Im watching.

11.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972)

11.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MIKEY (1992)

11.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE PIT (1981)

11.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE KILLING KIND (1973)

11.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hard to argue with pure logic.

11.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SPEED III: NO CONTROL

11.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Four movie-themed craft beers

Four movie-themed craft beers

My customers HAVE to be noticing the ongoing trend in the craft beer fridge since I started ordering them.

10.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jane Birkin, circa 1970

10.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peter Capaldi "Friday, I'm in Love" (Cure cover) at La Belle Angele, Friday 27th February, 2026
Peter Capaldi "Friday, I'm in Love" (Cure cover) at La Belle Angele, Friday 27th February, 2026 YouTube video by The (Other) Anonymous Punter

Fuck me, this is glorious.

10.03.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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THE HARD RIDE (1971)

10.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HOT ROD HULLABALOO (1966)

10.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FRANKENSTEIN CREATED BIKERS (2016)

10.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched it off Tubi. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ The most technical part was sending it to my TV.

10.03.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿชถ

09.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2729 ๐Ÿ” 991 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89 ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

since SOMEONE is too lazy to do it..

10.03.2026 10:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lazy? Nah.

Totally lacking in the minor technical skills need to gif the scene? Definitely. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

10.03.2026 12:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WHITE-LINE FEVER (1975)

09.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKER! BREAKER! (1977)

09.03.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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C.B HUSTLERS (1976)

09.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

That sounds like the right (fucking) ratio.

09.03.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It helps that instead of writing dialogue for the training sequences,they apparently just told him to actually train his co-star. It's the most naturalistic Norton I've ever seen

09.03.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Richard Norton's performance is really elevating this flick. He's been allowed to be funny, charming and VERY Australian.

His reaction on seeing a waiter at a swanky party bringing him a beer is wonderful.

09.03.2026 10:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant

09.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ten minutes in, and Richard Norton just beat the crap out of a guy using only a raw fish.

Five fucking stars!

09.03.2026 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#NowWatching RAGE AND HONOR II: HOSTILE TAKEOVER(1993)

09.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Tubi's "curation" is the equivalent of an out-of-business video store pulling up in a dump truck and just pouring mouldy VHS tapes on my lawn.

And I live them for it

09.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0