carapace shell

I'm in this graph and I don't like it

I hate AI, hate crypto, hate bombing Iran, Gaza, Venezuela, hate privatisation, palantir, the fact that these guys name things "palantir", elon musk, space, "payment in compute", flying cars, hate CGI backgrounds, linkedin, golf courses, shein, doordash, Windows 11 and motion smoothing, and I vote

FW: Thresher Back Online
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We’re getting threshed today fyi

- Burt

🥹 this is so sweet; dads rock

went to make my nighttime decaf and lost the word and called it "baby coffee, the coffee that puts you to sleep"

I have this; am told it's mast cell / immune system goofiness

"poor man's tires, greenwood road, shreveport, louisiana, 1982" A red brick building with piles of tires against both visible walls; the signage says "Poor Man's Tires, $5.00 to $20.00, fix flats $2.50"

"nashville tire service, nashville, tennessee, 1980," a gabled building painted an alarming safety yellow, kind of like a highlighter or Cliffs Notes: piles of tires again, "Wheels balanced $2.00, Flats fixed $1.50"

both of today's @roadside.xor.blue tire shops have monumental aura

i hope the birds made it into his dreams ✨

meme of orange fur cat and yellow bird with the text: "JUST TWO CHUDS ENJOYING LIFE"

Pixar movie about a rubber ducky that has to leave the bath and explore the house outside the bathroom. They think the bath is their damn pond. The dog is probably squeaking on him. and he’s like oh brother. I’m getting too old for this quap

I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!

Billions of casualties here. Get their ass

(audible cat breaths)

Caught my dog and cat traveling side by side (going “Milo and Otis Mode”) on a security cam

If I thought I was at risk of getting disemboweled I would start an all bleach diet and then when they cut me open they’d be like whoa all white insides maybe we should put him back together

Eddie Marsan is fucking KILLING ITTT in Little Dorrit

😭

Selfie of woman wearing a shower cap. Over her shoulder, an orange and white cat on a couch

Grainy close up of the cat. His arms are folded politely and his name was Terry aka Terr Bear god I love him so much

Found this picture from 2015; doing some kind of hair and skin care treatment here with Terry, onlooker

I miss Terr Bear but also what is it called when you wish you looked half as good as you did in the worst picture you took of yourself 10 years ago

something that is extremely my shit

[Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Old Graveyards in big letters / Association For Gravestone Studies below it in smaller letters]

love letter to cinema ass movie

today is mrs d's 10th cancer remission anniversary.

to my sisters, belovéd mutuals, & friends here on bluesky, i urge you to check your breasts regularly for lumps & don't skip mammograms.

mrs d's lump was barely perceptible but it was malignant. she's alive today because of early detection.

Thanks for this reminder. I'm overdue. I'm so glad Mrs D is doing ok ❤️

Matthew Macfaydenmaxxing

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

carapace shell (@carapaceshell@mstdn.social) 51 Posts, 150 Following, 55 Followers · failed librarian, archivist, celticist, medievalist, and linguist; long covid enjoyer trans rights now and forever pfp: martin prince admiring the first snap...

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I haven't posted regularly since 2023 but I'm over there

i'm so sorry

Be the Great Satan you want to see in the world

the tail part 💨 😭

hate having to open a ticket with IT to stop my cat's belly from mashing F12

2FA? Why stop there? 3 factor authentication! 10! A hundred factors! Ruin my fucking life every time I need to remember my routing number. Shoot my phone with a railgun if I try to open discord. Put a landmine in my bed. Kill me.