Royal mail privatisation
You can't buy stamps anymore
Not on a saturday afternoon
Not anywhere, no cornershop sells them, on an SATERDAY
FFS, stamps, this is basic stuff, and this country can't even do postage stamps on a saturday
Then
We have won the war, we don't need anybody else's help, losers.
Now
We are being fucked by Iran, please join our war and ignore the bit where we slagged you all off earlier
Reform UK government would replace top civil servants with Brian from Newark
I thought Trump said we were too late to the party and they didn't need us?
I thought the US said we were too late to the party and they didn't need us?
Meanwhile, here's my election district in England
(The boundary commission is independent)
Donald Trump says Iran war will end 'when I feel it in my bone spurs'
Steve Whitkoff and Jared Kushner
Pete Hegseth with Donald Trump
Donald Trump
"Based on what Steve and Jared and Pete and others were telling me”
"I thought that they were going to attack us"
So Trump went to war with 🇮🇷 Iran, based on the advice of a real estate developer, an alcoholic former Fox News host and his son-in-law
Hardly Middle East experts
Not that I know of 😜
He went to university
But you can bet he payed somebody else to write all the essays
Looking good for her age
"Revealed: face of 75,000-year-old female #Neanderthal from cave where species buried their dead"
WikiLeaks only releases stuff when Russia tells them to do it
I was in the Army cadets
Does that mean I can claim to be a veteran and a hero?
Why ask a question, then turn off replies
The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...
I bought the Costeau Twins Victoria Land as a teen
Listened to it on 33 for weeks, before I realised it was a 45
Like listening to two different albums
Two more lost Doctor Who episodes found
A cardboard box found in a collector's "ramshackle" collection of vintage films contained two episodes of Doctor Who that have not been viewed since airing in the 1960s.
While the world is distracted, Netanyahu is bombing families in tents
Another bacon sandwich moment in British political media coverage
👍
I want to be in the alternative timeline
The Gordon Brown Labour government, or even chaos with Ed Miliband
America is now so easily played, it's embarrassing
Fabulous
The Affordability President
Making life affordable for billionaires
Good idea, except limbo
Surely, you have cat videos as a backup?
I think engagement has fallen off a cliff on Bluesky
Come on Bluesky, this is a social site - this is basic stuff
Donald Trump is definitely going to hell
Trouble is, Satan cannot decide which circle of hell to put him in
Limbo - definitely not
Lust?
Gluttony?
Greed?
Wrath?
Heresy?
Violence?
Fraud?
Treachery?
You decide
More good news from the 🇺🇸 Affordability President
Nobody in the administration has thought about the consequences
Most US farmers voted for this bunch of dick wavers
"Fuel and fertiliser prices soar as Middle East tensions rise"
Good point
