Liza Minnelli supposedly narrates her 18 hour audiobook herself which, how is this possible? God love her, at this stage I don't think she could narrate a post it note. AI trickery? I'm unsettled
Oh that's so good
I don't know why more film distribution companies don't re-release classics more often. I love a restored screening but they're always in a sad library basement. I want to see DO THE RIGHT THING or STRANGERS ON A TRAIN or even HUSTLERS again on a giant screen with an entire audience
Why does tiredness feel so permanent? Or like an unsolvable problem? I'm pretty sure I'll go to bed tonight and feel better tomorrow but this morning it's like, "Better quit my job. There's no way I'm getting groceries. Can't make any food. I guess I'll die here."
Got cruised by an absolute specimen in the sauna today but all activity was curtailed when a windstorm knocked out power to the entire gym. Nature is doing the opposite of healing!!
I'm three weeks no booze and I'm slowly transitioning off the gorgeous sleeping pills they put me on in my heavy chemo years so look out, world! I'm about to become a real bore
I just wish there was a single convo in there about consent and boundaries. I know I'm am awful scold but without that, it's an abusive relationship in a dozen different ways. Made me feel gross
If Timothee doesn't get that Oscar, it won't be because of the ignorant comments about ballet, or the annoying campaigning, or the not very good movie. It's because of that little stupid wispy ninth grader moustache
To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
If you’re Canadian please sign it.
If you’re not, please share ❤️
Wow this blew up
"You knoowwww, Paul always said you can't have a bed without a headboard."
"Oh wow! Paul McCartney or Paul Simon?"
"Neither. Paul Pillows. He invented pillows. Personal friend."
I bet the guy who invented the headboard (if it was a guy, I don't know, don't come for me) was Lorne Michaels-level insufferable.
"Everyone needs a headboard. For sleeping."
"Oh okay. But my bed's against the wall, so..."
"Doesn't matter."
"...He's a genius."
Imagine inventing the headboard. "Hey, put this between your bed and the wall." "Why?" "Just do it." What a scam!
Of course it's awful that Christina Applegate is very sick, but I appreciate that she's just sad and mad about it. Too many public figures are meant to be inspiration porn and she's having none of it. Good for her!
Gotta recommend Tidal. More equitable artist split as compared to other streamers, superior sound quality, great jazz library (if that's your bag). Drawback is it's not especially intuitive in terms of curated mixes, and there are no podcasts on the platform
In the last five minutes I've sent a starchy email to a coworker, an encouraging message to a girlfriend, and a horny message to a husky, dumb acquaintance and before anyone has viewed or replied to same, I'm powering all devices down for bed. It's part of my "wake up and feel ALIVE" strategy
I'm no graphic designer but it really honks me off when the names on the poster don't correspond to the order in which the actors are featured on that poster. Get it right, dummies
A CLASSIC!
Not suggesting I've cracked the code of perhaps our greatest living actress but Meryl frequently runs out or breath mid phrase, causing us to listen more closely. So pack your bags, Streep. You're done in this town
I just let out the breath I didn't realize I was holding
I'm afraid I hit my new famous person quota earlier this year with the little boy from Hamnet who looks like a lesbian
I cannot accept P!nk's daughter as a public figure
We're so lazy with words!
GOD (loading a gun): This chamber to store ammunition will be called "magazine."
ANGEL: Isn't that what we call that periodical with the pictures and words?
GOD: No! That's "magazine."
ANGEL: God... why are you loading a gun?
I'm sorry I called your home movies "AI slop"
"Believe survivors" should extend to the boys victimized by [famous person about to be the subject of fawning biopic], by the way
I can't decide if my new favourite Bath & Body Works coastal-theme handsoap is Marine Waves & Citrus, Shoreline Hydrangea, or Sea Salt & Beachwood, but why put pressure on myself to decide? The world is hard enough. Let kids be kids
That's been my determinent lately. My partner stopped drinking completely so I'm more or less drinking alone while we kitchen putter and it's like, what's this for?
Thanks a lot! I appreciate this perspective
Praise from Caesar!
