Goddamnit. I like these. This is the last time I consume any product created by [checks notes] Peter Attia, noted Jeff Epstein bud.
Well that was entirely predictable
The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.
@murderxbryan.bsky.social you know anything about these?
Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.
"i think he bought the wrong size"
For someone who was so smart as a QB, Tom Brady sure is dumb AF about everything else.
Clicking on this YouTube video to get more Steve Ballmer cheating content from Pablo and then fucking screaming in horror immediately
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Area man unaware of "how tasty leopards found my face, specifically" www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...
Don’t forget Kobe discourse and the return of his freak stans
The refused handshake will look even more stupid when USA gets eliminated in pool play. All that posturing to go out like a bitch.
Trae also did his part by being inactive last night
I’ve never seen a Bluesky ratio like this lmao
It’s going to be such a fucking shit show from coast to coast
Glad to see the hazy gaslight dissipating in a fresh cool breeze of constant disrespect toward Kobe Bryant, as someone who, living in LA during the aftermath of his death, felt like I was in a Twilight Zone episode where I was the only man on Earth who remembered what he was like
So the shoegate I understand it is this:
1. Trump equals shoe size to dick size
2. Trump asks Rubio, Hegseth and the rest of the ilk about their shoe size.
3. They all yell, like 10, 11, big, huge.
4. Trump buys those for them, and they shamble around in shoes twice their size.
I love this so so much for Laker and Kobe fans
he should write an article about how kobe should have stopped at "no" instead
Absolute loser ass shit
Get fucked
jesus fucking christ get a grip
Scoop: The Pentagon barred press photographers from briefings on the ongoing U.S.-Israeli military conflict with Iran after they published photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that his staff deemed "unflattering."
Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.
On a Tuesday night vs the Wizards, you could have gotten 100 section seats for like $60
The Lakers big oaf fan in the background 🥴
Jalen Rose is so happy tonight
“A melancholy milestone” I am dying
Arielle, start asking LAFC fans about Bam passing Kobe tonight, they’re handling it extremely well and normal bsky.app/profile/talk...
