'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

"Hillary was right about Trump would do...and she agrees with doing those things"

I'm sure when Trump finally does die, his propagandists will fabricate some patrotic pap as his "last words." Wonder what his actual last words will be...

The funniest reply to a bad take is always the bad 3d diarrhea

So funny that Team America loaded up on Phillies like the last 3 postseasons were a fluke and they're actually not prodigious choke artists

Oh did Aaron judge choke again

my timeline:

A bunch of Republicans on a Fox network embarrassing America, must be a day ending in Y.

Aah a throwing error that lets a run score, Brad Keller will fit right in here.

They're conservative

👍

Bryce Harper: I just had all of the blood in my body cycled through a machine that cleans it. It cost $300,000. This will help me with baseball.

Ondřej Satoria: Eh, I just ehh… fix de light. I throw ball now, yes? *Smokes 8 eastern european cigarettes from an unmarked red pack at the same time*

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

This is a great way to start, but what needs to change is - after these stammering losers expose themselves, you don't shrug and let the embarrassment be their punishment.

You take them outside and

I would say this is why you don't talk to fascists, you hit them

Lotta people saying this guy is stupid and maybe he is stupid. More importantly, he’s evil.

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

‘This guy is going to destroy civilization as we know it, and the earth, and all because of these people who don't have any idea why they're alive.’
- Michael Shannon in 2016 predicting the hell we’re in now
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Oooh they have ALL the Lady G footage

Columbine happened, my mom was a HS teacher at time and that weekend nothing said about it and instead got an extended bit about putting more in the collection plate

"Human toilet" diminishes the value that toilets provide to humanity

If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob

Will never forget a radio host out there, Mark Madden, making a burner account on Twitter and trying to call me a rapist because I kept tweeting that Roethlisberger is a piece of shit

Shai Gilgeous Alexander Graham Bell because he called game 😎🤣

Eh. I lived in Pittsburgh for about 6 years. Ownership sucks but also Pittsburgh fans are a bunch of bloated, pierogi-huffing racists. I've never felt worse for an athlete than when Dwayne Haskins signed with the Steelers.

I know the era was so much more conducive to offense but a 37-year-old hitting .361 is insane

"Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese"

The man voluntarily went to (and punked out of) the Air Force Academy, this is par for the course.

Just like Rodgers last year