Love our little balcony ☀️
Love our little balcony ☀️
Your tits are fabulous and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
If you ever needed proof that me and my BF are made for each other… we just bought identical inside joke Xmas presents
Oh it’s hideous
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The town of St Helens is just between Liverpool and Manchester. When I was a small child, in Liverpool, Mount St Helens, in Washington, erupted. Not having a grasp of geography, I spent two weeks in mortal fear of dying in a volcanic eruption before my dad set me straight.
I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Doctor… doctor… Fun
God same - went for the first time in a year on Monday and my hands and back have still not recovered
I can die happy
TikTok PTs will say they have a “science based workout” and then talk about “hitting you’re protein goal”
Stop it 😂
Gym update 💪
Aaron 🫠
Scraped my car down the side of a brick pillar then immediately went in the house and broke a door handle off.
Is someone trying to send me a message? 🫠
I still haven’t mastered these
Have I ever mentioned you two are made for each other
Would highly recommend anora
Stop it 😂
I once again cannot. Fucking. Sleep.
RACHEL: Hello
RACHAEL: Haello
PR DIRECTOR FOR BRAN CEREAL: please... think of the fiber optics
Cartoon Network was life
Patrick 🤦♂️
Just heard two people outside my flat arguing about if Birmingham or Manchester was better. Can you even imagine 🫠
How your email finds me