@nonormalteddybear
βI'm not a teddy bear! I...am...Monokuma! And I am this school's headmaster!β The Master of the Various Killing Games. An independent, headcanon-influenced portrayal of Monkuma for #DanganronpaRP written by Gold. Lewds/RLs/Minors DNI.
Those of you who know me will know where to find me if you need to talk or RP. For those of you who don't know, just look back through on CHARCOAL .... and if you add me there, please do tell me your @ name.
Til all are one,
Gold Tempest.
// After some heavy considerations and reflecting on what's happened on this site very, very, very recently; I have decided to jump ship and abandon all my accounts.
I will not delete them, but I will leave them up for you guys to enjoy reading my writing skills.
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!! Rise and shine, Ursine!!! Your headmaster is back!!!!"
"Ohhh, puh-lease, DO calm down. You little punks always seem to manage to pull somethin' outta ya asses at the last moment durin' the class trials. I ain't worried an' neither should YOU! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! Ohhh, it's so delightfully simple, Miss Kaedeβ¦ according to Rules #4 and #5 of the school regulations I personally penned β all very neat on your little Monopad β the Blackened walks free, while you and the rest of your precious classβ¦ will be executed! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
Cue Monokuma crushing the competition, LITERALLY!
"I may be without a school, but now all you losers are no longer on Mama's 'do not touch' list, so I don't HAVE to hold grandiose executions!!! I can just kill ya good and proper with my own claws!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
Turns into a marketable figurine.
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! We may not be in MY school anymore, Kuwata, but we are in my world!! There is no "man" in charge. πΆI had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me...πΆ I am fully self-sufficient, and I am awake and conscious.... and I AM ALIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
The crystal ball is thrown back and shatters against the wall, just as an irritated Monokuma pops up out of nowhere.
"HEY HEY HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA TRYIN' TO KILL ME?!?!?!? Y'know what that means, doncha, Kuwata???? It's...... puuuuuuuuuuuuunishment tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!"
Annnnnnd out he pops!
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!! Sister, you are UNBEARABLY naΓ―ve!!!!!! You whine like an upswing!! Everything that both Ibuki and Mahiru told ya is true!!!! I DID force them to play a Killing Game!!!!!! Just for my own amusement!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"Soul lightning, ehhh??? And what do you know.of my composition...?"
From the cab, the original Monokuma leaned out, also wearing a firefighter's hat.
"Emergency handled! Zero casualties! Except for dignity! Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
As the water settled, the bear brigade struck heroic poses, one of them shouting proudly:
"Fire's out! And so is her hairstyle! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"γ
WHOOSH!!!
A high-pressure blast of icy water slammed into Kara, drenching her from head to toe while also extinguishing the ominous black flames.γ
"Monokuma Fire Brigade, on the scene!" one of them shouted.
"Code Black Flames! Repeat, Code Black Flames!" Another barked.
They rolled out a hose with military precision, lined up, and without hesitationβγ
A massive fire truck β painted in Monokuma's signature black-and-white with a big red eye on the hood β came screeching around the corner and stopped with a dramatic skid.
Out jumped six Monokumas, all dressed in firefighter uniforms, helmets wobbling on their fuzzy heads.γ
Monokuma suddenly leapt into the air β and poof! β vanished in a puff of static and smoke.
Before Kara could even blink, the wail of sirens split the air.γ
"Tut tut tut, what an attitude, Mikan Tsumiki, didn't your mommy ever tell ya 'I want doesn't get'??
And finally.... she is indisposed, so you'll have to make do with yours truly..... in the meantime..."
"Tut tut tut." He wagged a paw in her face. "For using foul language in front of me... I'll have to wash your mouth out with Monokuma-brand soap! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!"
When the Doctor turned around, he was faced with a whole army of Monokuma bears.
"Who else did ya expect, Tsumiki? Santa Claws!?!? Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
Then, in response to the Doctor's threat, Monokuma burst out into laughter, very FAMILIAR laughter.
πΆ "Pu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu." πΆ
"Because you won't like my laugh. Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!"
Is just sitting near @just-forgive-me.bsky.social, watching as Mikan falls into Despair.
Monokuma's eyes narrowed at the Doctor, and the red one seemed to glow threateningly. "Oh my my my my my ..... is that a threat I detect, Doctor?? Don't make ne laugh."
"I know where EVERY country and Kingdom is, honey!!!! I know all there is to possibly know about everything.... because I'm the principal of Hope's Peak Academy and what good is a headmaster who DOESN'T know everything!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!"
"If any of you numbskulls try launching me into the air, you'll forfeit your lives IMMEDIATELY!!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!!!!"
"Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!! You kid me, Herr Doctor, ain't no such thing as a Temporal Grace!! Plus , what good would it do me to hurt you, huh?? You just agreed to work for lil ol' me!! Puhuhuhuhuhuhu~~!!!!
