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Pombon trainer Ryan

@2intheshinx

If my friends are not safe with you, you are not safe with me. ❀️ NSFW. It gets unhinged here. πŸ‘¬Married πŸ“central AL https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/349SV95XDBKH1?ref_=wl_share

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Mentally holding a nations' citizens accountable for it's governments crimes while having Trump as a president is fucking wild.

10.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to make action figures of them.

10.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He calls this the slutty Spiderman.

10.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I usually have awful or nonsensical dreams.
Last night I dreamed that hubby and I owned my childhood best friends' house and we were chasing each other around in it. Thats it. No crazy twist. No scary tones. It was nice. πŸ₯°

10.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would also be unfulfilled if I had a podcast and no bitches.

10.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it should be grateful for the opportunity.

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbors are gonna just have to deal with all these bulges. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im not. Not really.

10.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thats so sad

10.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes hear they dont have to button their pants and theyre all "Fuck yeah!"
Its me. Im dudes.

10.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it doesnt have drawstrings im not wearing it.

09.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The "if I did it you can do it too" get in shape gays are out again. πŸ˜’
My summer body is the body i have when the pool opens and you dont have to look at it. ✌️

09.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

I never could reconcile how a good God could allow so much hurt to be done in his name or be done at all. The natural conclusion is that he didnt. Because he doesnt exist.

09.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Constant reminders of your superiority (by association) are nice but at some point I feel like any sane person would naturally feel inherently wrong to be comforted by the othering of people deemed to not belong in a space that supposedly belongs to a benevolent God. Just ick.

09.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People will tell you its about your relationship with Christ but its infinitely more than that.
If your "relationship with christ" is where it should be to escape that specific judgement, youre expected to be immersed in that culture. And that culture is DOG SHIT.

09.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere around the 5th read through the Bible (Christian school) I started wondering why I should suppress myself for a cruel God and his cruel minions and felt massive shame for ever having been a part of them. It was just a hop, skip, and a jump to believing in me more than cruelty.

09.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*goes grocery shopping*

09.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ginger bearded guy in a wicked tee

Ginger bearded guy in a wicked tee

These sweat pants are all that fit me right now.

09.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Stop letting me skeet without a nap.

09.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I promise I'm semi-intelligent. It's just that sleepy me is also a person with thoughts. Not good ones, but still.

08.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Delirious skeets.

08.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always have to click to see your adult media. And I do be clicking. But I appreciate having the option.

08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses holds a nasal spray Alt: a woman wearing glasses using nasal spray

If you get cum in your nose is it bronase?

08.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Popsicles too. I feel like those were the only reason I survived the bad salsa.

08.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No. And im devastated.

08.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Destroy Christian nationalism.
Go skinny dipping with hubby.
Start a cult.

08.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am, once again, very sleepy and will regret this. Not the post but the thought.

08.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im kinda jealous of queefs. Imagine if you could suck air into your dong and then it makes kazoo noises.

08.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I voted for no dms at all back when it was first a thing that was possible but at least the included the option to turn them off.

08.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dont usually notice it because I have adult content turned off. The moderation bot decided to take a nap sometime yesterday.

08.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0