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LIGHT ME UP!!!
I’m doing a TikTok Live from the Oscars!
WILD TIME TO BE ALIVE
Armen Weitzman, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, and Scott Aukerman!!
Long-time friend and first-time guest Armen Weitzman talks about his upcoming movie “The Napa Boys.”
And Paul Rust is also here, joining the 32 timers club!
Then twin brothers Barrett and Benny Bachelor stop by before scoundrel Frankie Forkson works on breaking a bad childhood habit!!
I love the bachelor brothers!!
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Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time
Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-macaws-evolved-vibrant-coloration-to-pass-the-time/
Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.
FOUND YOU AGAIN
The world may be falling apart, but don’t worry. John brought tape. Season 13 of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver premieres February 15th at 11pm on HBO Max!
He's back, in ALIEN³ (1992) form
ALIEN³ (1992)
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
Ferbruary #oldknees
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/