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High school team defeats other high school team in high school football action internet's #1 wife guy Official merch here! https://www.amazon.com/Tinactin-Athlete-Liquid-Foot-Spray/dp/B0011A0SXM?th=1

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Lmao

11.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two Panel Meme of Homer in the bathtub and being hit with the chair by bart.

But the first panel has Rorshach's face photoshopped onto homers and in the second panel Bart is redrawn as Dr. Manhattan vaporizing homer/rorshach in the bathtub

Two Panel Meme of Homer in the bathtub and being hit with the chair by bart. But the first panel has Rorshach's face photoshopped onto homers and in the second panel Bart is redrawn as Dr. Manhattan vaporizing homer/rorshach in the bathtub

via Andy Kyriacou of Simpsons Bortpostingยฎ

11.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 584 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
jack the reaper from puppet master, sickly white skin, dark deep set evil eyes, obscenely wide smile

jack the reaper from puppet master, sickly white skin, dark deep set evil eyes, obscenely wide smile

olivia reingold from the free press, sickly white skin, dark deep set evil eyes, obscenely wide smile

olivia reingold from the free press, sickly white skin, dark deep set evil eyes, obscenely wide smile

11.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

11.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2944 ๐Ÿ” 450 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254 ๐Ÿ“Œ 684

i only mention this because of a few replies i see written as if the problem is the trump admin being too lazy or incompetent to bother coming up with a good plan: there is no possible good plan. "don't provoke iran into closing the strait" is the plan, if you're past that you're fucked

11.03.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1151 ๐Ÿ” 151 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

pretty weak sauce they're going with a vanilla caffeinated beverage and not going whole hog with 200mg caffeine rockstar flavored dipping sauces

11.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

nobody is more acutely aware of how money works than people who have to budget by nickels and dimes.

10.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mock up of mid-00's movie poster, man looking straight into camera up close, 90's sedan, grumpy old people, a woman in a bikini from behind framing everything with her legs. movie titled Boing Fest

mock up of mid-00's movie poster, man looking straight into camera up close, 90's sedan, grumpy old people, a woman in a bikini from behind framing everything with her legs. movie titled Boing Fest

it's 2006 and you're trying to figure out what to watch

10.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7368 ๐Ÿ” 1601 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

say hello to mister scoops

10.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bumper stickers on a car - 
Left: "HELEN KELLER IS A FRAUD" (against a background of flames).

Center: "HORSE DENIER" (with a picture of a horse behind a "No" symbol and the text "NOT REAL").

Right: "PLEASE BE PATIENT I'M ONLY 8 YEARS OLD"  

Center: "I AM A MOM AGAINST VAPING!" (with a "No" symbol over a vape).

Right: "HOW AM I DRIVING? I'M NOT. THIS VEHICLE IS DRIVEN BY 700 RATS"

Bumper stickers on a car - Left: "HELEN KELLER IS A FRAUD" (against a background of flames). Center: "HORSE DENIER" (with a picture of a horse behind a "No" symbol and the text "NOT REAL"). Right: "PLEASE BE PATIENT I'M ONLY 8 YEARS OLD" Center: "I AM A MOM AGAINST VAPING!" (with a "No" symbol over a vape). Right: "HOW AM I DRIVING? I'M NOT. THIS VEHICLE IS DRIVEN BY 700 RATS"

Finally someone brave enough to question Big Horse

10.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

oh neat anyway i use a nicely seasoned cast iron because im not a fkin scrub

10.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white cat sitting in a small cardboard box, patiently waiting for snacks

A black and white cat sitting in a small cardboard box, patiently waiting for snacks

This is how Uni waits for his snacks :3

10.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5572 ๐Ÿ” 815 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
hux is asleep with his paws curled up near his face

hux is asleep with his paws curled up near his face

huxโ€™s strange curled toe back feet with bonus fluffy middle and a segment of marmalade striped tail

huxโ€™s strange curled toe back feet with bonus fluffy middle and a segment of marmalade striped tail

focus! on hux feet

10.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 119 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mock up of mid-00's movie poster, man looking straight into camera up close, 90's sedan, grumpy old people, a woman in a bikini from behind framing everything with her legs. movie titled Boing Fest

mock up of mid-00's movie poster, man looking straight into camera up close, 90's sedan, grumpy old people, a woman in a bikini from behind framing everything with her legs. movie titled Boing Fest

it's 2006 and you're trying to figure out what to watch

10.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We bombed a school because Trump was bored. That's the whole thing. We attacked them unprovoked.

You guys are trash ass marks.

10.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 312 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
billy the exterminator, frosted tipped mullet, soul patch, metal studded vest

billy the exterminator, frosted tipped mullet, soul patch, metal studded vest

billy the exterminator, blown out metal hair, leather vest and plaid shirt, large cross around his neck

billy the exterminator, blown out metal hair, leather vest and plaid shirt, large cross around his neck

really enjoying this guys evolution

10.03.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s all happening on x, the everything app

10.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 102 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

century boulevard - we love it!

10.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg are you the real george newman i love your music in toy story

10.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
anthony perkins, B&W shot, Psycho, head tilted forward staring at the viewer

anthony perkins, B&W shot, Psycho, head tilted forward staring at the viewer

10.03.2026 02:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ganondorf and his smol hobbit friend piping

10.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

>DSA allies

mamdani is so good he got twelve leftists to agree on something

10.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
lilith from neon genesis evangelion, large crucified white creature with pants edited on

lilith from neon genesis evangelion, large crucified white creature with pants edited on

they give lilith pants

10.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no more pen-pen it's a large magic talking dog

10.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in the new-new neon genesis evangelion gendo abandons his son because he cant stop jerking off over people in the hospital

10.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0