Megan

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I think a lot of people are hoping for that

I can even blame this on a man cold, this one sucks

lol 😆

Wow.

The only little glimmer of hope got smashed

Jay’s gonna have a heart attack.

He’s not very helpful.

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It’s making him very snore-y.

I can’t imagine if we added hockey to this mix.

This must be why sport people are so wound up all the time

That is depressing

This is going to be sad

No. We can’t do this another year. We are too old for this much stress.

I can’t do another 5 hour game. This is too stressful. I’ve never even watched a baseball game until this World Series.

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This is too much.

Who the fuck made a rule that the ball getting stuck under the fence means they don’t get a home run?

This is why I don’t like sports.

I’m impressed that this organist is still coming up with new songs to play.

Honestly, same.

Sports should not go on this long.

Just when I finally learned football, poor @drjaydrno.bsky.social has to teach me baseball.

I have no idea what’s going on.

I don’t know how this is allowed.

Anyone else getting creepy anti-abortion phone calls? Wtf kind of call list did I get on?

The election workers seem to be pretty efficient because the line is going quick.

Longer line than any election I’ve seen. Maybe we needed more polling stations

The only thing that would save it today would be the Chiefs losing. Again.

So this is what you’ve been working on at your desk.

Now you just have one every time Mac Jones is in the pocket.