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Baker. I ❤️ glutenin + gliaden. Minnesota launched, Seattle landed.

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“Creepy suburbs,” and my mind immediately jumps to the first scene in Get Out: “It’s like a goddamned hedge maze around here.”

Thanks for the show recommendation! I need the escapism.

05.03.2026 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly? It might be for their own notes, so they can make it again. My mom used to write in her cookbooks and leave check marks on recipes she liked. Double checks if a recipe was really good. ;)
✔️✔️

27.02.2026 16:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh, a phone with *buttons*, not a dial! Some folks got fancy

25.02.2026 07:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh. I wouldn’t have thought of it, but I love the watermelon-feta salad combo. I can imagine this being good. 🤷

21.02.2026 23:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YES! 😂

09.02.2026 06:37 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vintage 50s clock on a wall with with four pipes for the doorbell chime

Vintage 50s clock on a wall with with four pipes for the doorbell chime

Ours is like a piece of furniture: long pipes connected to a clock (which we haven’t been able to fix). We had to reconnect the wires and install a new button outside. So far, so good. 🤞 It looks like this one—how can you not love it?! Louder than a rotary phone, tho

09.02.2026 06:36 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When we moved into our house a few years ago we promptly pulled down the Ring and now the extremely loud 60s-era chime doorbell makes me shriek with surprise every time it rings. 😆 It’s worth it, because it’s cool, but it’s exhausting to a jumpy guy like me

09.02.2026 05:34 👍 81 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Ah yes! #howSeattleRiots

09.02.2026 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was a kid back then, but it was meant as an anti-gay slur, of course—not just a dig at coastal elites. “And Candlestick Park didn’t serve wine!”

05.02.2026 04:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for this. I read to my SF-born spouse, who raged (yet still managed to correct my pronunciation of various city landmarks 🙄). “Those guys don’t even LIVE in Boston!” where they’d see the same issues. He’s still sore about about Niners fans characterized as “Chadonnay-drinking” back in ‘81.

05.02.2026 04:21 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(‘cause that guy deserves it until the end of time)

03.02.2026 22:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oooh! Are we doing the Two Minutes Hate now?

03.02.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
03.02.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I almost feel sorry for her…but she could resign rather than take these cases (and to stand up for what’s right. Then take a breather before applying for jobs with the good guys, until this administration implodes).

03.02.2026 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno—the term “pyrocumulonimbus” entered my consciousness during the Australian wildfires six years ago. I don’t like this new weather mashup game. 😬

02.02.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Seattle homeowners accused of felling 150 trees on public land for a better view The destruction of an acre and a half of trees along a public greenbelt has drawn condemnation and sparked civil lawsuits

Ughhh…this tracks. The number of cases in Washington State where people have illegally cut down trees to improve their views..! 😡 A circuit court judge, even, in ‘99. This one’s more recent:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016...

30.01.2026 03:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So…after reading Bonnie Tsui’s incredible book Why We Swim, I am now aware that there is such a thing as Samurai swimming: jumping into a pool (or fording a river/strait) in full armor and managing to get across and still use your weapons against the enemy. 🤯
I want to learn these strokes!

28.01.2026 03:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You folks really *are* strong, good looking, and Above Average!
(Lake Woebegone reference, for all the kids out there)

28.01.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d be an Arbequina.

28.01.2026 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. That “American carnage” motherfucker needs to stop dripping his poison into Trump’s ear, first thing. Trials later.

27.01.2026 01:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting to see this analysis of how the framing wasn’t working re: Pretti’s murder bsky.app/profile/kate...

27.01.2026 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite bit, too! Are we talking doo-doo? A fine coiffure? 🤔 What is this ‘doo that’s so good?

26.01.2026 05:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Doo-gooders” [sic] 🤌

26.01.2026 05:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Were you in Nfld? Ole or Carl?

26.01.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jesse Plemons in Civil War.

Jesse Plemons in Civil War.

"But what kind of American are you?" is the national question right now.

25.01.2026 06:31 👍 39 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1

genuinely don't give a fractional fuck how cornball civics class it sounds, the promise of America is so tremendous that it's worth choking back the cynicism and fighting towards its realization with the rest of our lives

24.01.2026 17:49 👍 82 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

We might be neighbors. ;) I’ll lift my chin at you as we walk by each other with our whistles, masks and goggles

24.01.2026 03:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A friend of mine ran as a Democrat in Idaho a few years back—it went about as well as could be expected. sigh. Blue dots in red states, or parts of states!

24.01.2026 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

UGH. Run for office, karri! (Of course, only if you want to. I wish we had a good candidate for your area.) I can’t believe anyone would brag about loving those jack-booted thugs. 😡

24.01.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a black and white duck is swimming in a pond Alt: Minnesota State bird, the loon, swimming in a lake

Loon kazoo chorus?

23.01.2026 05:53 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0