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@derkbrownie

music composer 🎢 gamer πŸ‘Ύ & chill person βœŒοΈπŸ˜› sound cloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/kYXCGhjd76HBgmeN7 check out my bsky etudes ☺️✌️🎢 23 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (any)

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I'm tired of going to school in 40 F weather, sitting in an 80 F room all day, and then coming home in the 40 F to find my apartment is also 80 F. I don't know what temp I am supposed to dress for anymore 😡😡😡

13.02.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely curious who is paying for a youtube subscription to make their videos play at 4x speed. like no judgement, but what is good at 4x speed? is there a secret realm only achievable by 4x speed?

20.12.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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if you give a mouse a cookie

10.12.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 4189 πŸ” 791 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 21

due to user error, instead of 12 days of Christmas I am getting 13 days in a row of going to school 🫠🫠🫠

10.12.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
not real flowers, picture is of an IKEA bag full of black plastic ribbons used to mimic a rustling bundle of flowers

not real flowers, picture is of an IKEA bag full of black plastic ribbons used to mimic a rustling bundle of flowers

my Foley "flowers" for today πŸ« πŸ˜†

09.12.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if I'm playing a game & I'm against a computer opponent it better be called a CPU and not an AI

unless y'all want to dilute the meaning of AI with really bad computer opponents then go ahead be my guest ✨

27.11.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason this makes me convinced that Pokemon can't decide if Dhelmise is the seaweed or the anchor/wheel... 🀷

15.11.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
TV on top of a shelf of various food reads that it can't connect to Netflix

TV on top of a shelf of various food reads that it can't connect to Netflix

who forgot to reconnect to Netflix...

In a Safeway?! πŸ‘€ wdym Netflix in a grocery store??

13.11.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

living somewhere with better public transportation than where I previously was feels ✨amazing✨

shout out vancouver's skytrain lmao πŸ˜‚

04.11.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while standing in a box . Alt: spongebob squarepants is making a rainbow with the text "annoying" with his hands while standing in a box

tmw when you are 2 hours early to an event so you give advice on how to set up the event that is not completely set up yet...

yeah... I might be a lil annoying πŸ˜… (tbf, I just said add signs telling people to go to the right floor cuz the invite didn't mention where to meet in the building)

24.10.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

does anyone have any good tricks for understanding Celsius? asking for a friend πŸ˜…βœŒοΈ

21.10.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

today's just another one of those days where I just have to accept defeat against my longtime foe

Hat hair πŸ˜‘

14.10.2025 19:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

after about 5 days of moving boxes and large heavy stuff to empty out spaces for my fam, i'm exhausted 😫

next time I see a moving box with stuff I'm going to flee πŸƒ

06.10.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses?
Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

03.10.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 8050 πŸ” 2568 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 78

you know it would be kinda iconic if we had 128 jr vs 128. we'll have to see if that can happen πŸ‘€

24.09.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait did I miss this when I voted? how do I get the virtual sticker? 🐻

23.09.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

however, it seems other people can use their full name & post the wildest/most hateful comment on someone else's content. So my curiosity is partly because I want to know who feels like commenting, but also why those who have the most ID-able comments are incentivized/motivated to comment hate. 2/2

20.09.2025 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to see a study done on what demographics are more likely to comment on the internet. Personally, I find it hard to post or comment because I draft and draft until it doesn't feel worth it. I also feel the looming pressure of the "internet footprint" coming back to haunt me. 1/2

20.09.2025 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's not just you, don't worry, I think they changed smth 🀷

09.09.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
girl in a pink skirt holding an old rifle towards people at a lettuce or vegetable stand in a market. text around the image reads "My mummy said if I eat me greens, I'll grow nice and healthy". The word nice has a red line through it.

girl in a pink skirt holding an old rifle towards people at a lettuce or vegetable stand in a market. text around the image reads "My mummy said if I eat me greens, I'll grow nice and healthy". The word nice has a red line through it.

ooh, I love public domain art sources! I could scroll for days...

reminds me of this meme I made with diff pieces from public domain.

02.09.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's additionally wild if you check to see what advertising topic they fall under. I've seen ones like what you pictured fall under "oil and gas" or "seasonal and holiday" 🫀 so the ads lie to get shown in the first place πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

30.08.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've noticed lately that most AI ads I get advertise to

-Single men who live alone and have no one to talk to about dreams
-Straight men in a relationship who don't know sports
-Men working out alone
-Fathers betting ice cream on slugs/snails

ig AI isn't for me then πŸ€·πŸ˜†

29.08.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

congrats πŸŽ‰

27.08.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

fish! 🐟❀️

21.08.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
dog with five used tennis balls visible in its mouth. there are two tennis balls towards the lower front of the dog's mouth, with three other tennis balls farther back and higher in the dog's mouth.

dog with five used tennis balls visible in its mouth. there are two tennis balls towards the lower front of the dog's mouth, with three other tennis balls farther back and higher in the dog's mouth.

how it feels when the serving size on the vitamin gummies is 6 gummies 😜

21.08.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a keyhole belt and blue gloves Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob with a keyhole belt, blue mask, and blue gloves facepalming & dragging their hand partway down their face

my friend who regularly shares music arrangements with me: hey, wanna see the march I'm arranging?

my brain for some reason: ooh a calendar schedule for the month of March, can't wait to see what she's got planned!!

03.08.2025 04:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now somehow at 12k+ words and 50 some pages! lol thought it was going to be a short story ig its a novella now πŸ˜‚

30.07.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I asked chatgpt this" "I asked grok that"

I started writing a story three days ago, and it has ~6k words/27 pages! And it's just for my friend's bday present! and I do not consider myself a 'writer' in any capacity! but I persist because there's heart in it ❀️!

17.07.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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to be so hungry
eating the ground you walk on
caterpillar woes

#caterpillar #butterfly #plant #haiku #nature #swallowtail

15.07.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I haven't posted music in a bit, but I have a different announcement to make...

πŸ₯³ I got into Vancouver Film School for Sound Design this fall πŸŽ‰

14.07.2025 06:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0