Dude legit looks like he could be an old-timey pirate. Shiver me timbers and all that.
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Dude legit looks like he could be an old-timey pirate. Shiver me timbers and all that.
Just the most pathetic group of toadies ever assembled.
Sounds like anxiety.
Just the worst comments on a fun programming language based on M&Ms.
These are the first three (and currently only) comments on a programming language someone made for fun using "M&Ms".
I've been dealing with this for over 30+ years, but for the love of all that is holy would developers PLEASE LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
At the conclusion of the conference, a tribute to Comrade Stalin was called for. Of course, everyone stood up (just as everyone had leaped to his feet during the conference at every mention of his name). ... For three minutes, four minutes, five minutes, the stormy applause, rising to an ovation, continued. But palms were getting sore and raised arms were already aching. And the older people were panting from exhaustion. It was becoming insufferably silly even to those who really adored Stalin. However, who would dare to be the first to stop? … After all, NKVD men were standing in the hall applauding and watching to see who would quit first! And in the obscure, small hall, unknown to the leader, the applause went on – six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn’t stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks! At the rear of the hall, which was crowded, they could of course cheat a bit, clap less frequently, less vigorously, not so eagerly – but up there with the presidium where everyone could see them?
From "The Gulag Archipelago" by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Brian Kilmeade, noted war correspondent.
Gives me "Dr. Katz Professional Therapist" and "Home Videos" because of Tom Snyder's "Squigglevision"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squiggl...
"Spread the Word: Legal Immigration Is Difficult" [Alexander Kustov]
Neat!
Tyler Reddick driving an Air Jordan car after three wins to start the season tells you all you need to know about the team’s owner.
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it
I’m stealing “soggy cardboard for brains.”
Minnesota’s rainy, cold weather in Spring
Oh right. I hate Spring.
It's becoming less and less likely that this doesn't end in a nuclear war.
I don't need people to read my manifestos, they are purely for future study.
You know, of all the things I've worried about over the past year and a half, "Will the Military-Industrial Complex be able to make enough bombs to wage an illegal war?" was never one of them. If there's one thing we have no problem finding the resources for it's killing people in other countries.
Congrats, Team Venezuela. #WBC
Protip: Don't want to comply with a court order? Just say you can't!
Was just made aware that Willson Contreras's first name has two "L"s in it. Feel like maybe I should've known that after 10 years in the majors.
And now with the WBC.
See, we speak the same language but might as well live on different planets when it comes to cuisine.
I especially like his description of political ideologies as “genres” that have some core ideas.
As someone who once described himself as a "conservative" (many, many years ago), I think this article describes it well and gives voice to many of my feelings about political parties and conservatism in particular.
Sausage Toaster Scrambles box
So, basically, a Toaster Scramble but boiled.
I do not understand English food. Like, I don’t even understand what that is.
I don’t think our strategy of “do more war crimes” is going to be the winning formula they imagine it is.
Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society
Well, to be fair, she is a moron.
