Megan

lol, yes that is probably true. She really is tiresome 😂

And of course she calls S&M dark and demonic 🙄

My beautiful beast 😘

My love, if only it were that simple 😘

I spend a lot of time on Threads. Here are a few of my favorite posts:

Something about the shitty state of the world has me wanting to retreat to the predictable but comforting magic of Christmas movies. My Hallmark+ subscription is finally paying off 😉

Hmmm, in my version there would be a button plug and no panties 😉

If there ever is a big supply chain interruption, I probably have a year’s worth of OTC medications, laundry pods, dishwasher pods, paper products, cleaning products, razor blades, skin care, protein bars etc. Maybe I’m too reactionary. My apartment is turning into Grey Gardens 😬

Looking back on this post and I’m still grateful to be 54 and financially stable. For now 😬. I’m also kinda grateful my CKD likely means a shorter lifespan, because this fucking timeline is a never ending nightmare.

Yes, I am a ray of ☀️ and will now be returning to my Kindle to ignore the world

Somehow the fact that you are wearing the sweater makes this even hotter, like someone got your cock that hard before you even took off all your clothes. My sexy beast ❤️‍🔥🥵

I really DID need this today. An adorable curly cow 🥰

I want to touch you like that, only slower, savoring every touch and feeling the heat of your body, your body hair, and your muscles with my fingers before finally sinking to my knees to take you in my mouth. Happy Sunday 😘

I’d like your hand around my throat while you fuck me against the wall. Happy Friday, my love 😘❤️

I’m not spending as much time here but still thinking of you. And I missed you 😘😘

Amore mio, non mi stanco mai di vedere il tuo bellissimo cazzo 😘

A couple screenshots showing the blue dildo in my cunt and the plug in my ass. May delete later 🤔

Played with my new ass toys. I loved the glass dildo but the jeweled butt plug was sucked into my ass while I had a dildo in my 🐱

There were moments of sheer panic but I was able to pull / squeeze it out. Stupid little plug 😒

The picture of my ass with the plug is hideous and not posted

It’s 2am so of course I’m awake and mindlessly scrolling social media when - behold! - I found this video of a man getting his dogs ready for bed 🥰. Even without audio, it’s adorable. But why is there carpet in the dogs’ bedroom 😧

I was way too emotionally invested in the women’s free skate but, wow, the drama right up to the end. Totally worth it to see the joyful, gold medal performance 🏅😭😁

Not me crying after Amber Glenn’s free skate 😭. Amazing performance! So happy for her 🏅

I’ve been offline here but I need to say the Olympics figure skating has me stressed. I couldn’t watch the men’s free skate after seeing Ilia finished in 8th place. I don’t know if I can watch the women’s.

And of course my night guard broke in half so I am grinding my teeth like a madwoman

I had some fun making videos last night. My co-stars that stretched the fuck out of my 🐱:

My sexy beast 🥵😘

Cover me in tears 🥵😘

I’ve been scrolling on Threads, and I may be the only person not to know that Bad Bunny performs in slutty shorts with his 🍆 swinging freely 🥵. Wondering what family-friendly outfit he will wear tonight 🤔🤭(I had to find the Reel on Instagram to download)

I did lots of moaning on Friday making videos using my toys 😘😉

My poor 🐱was sore afterwards 😢

That feeling when there’s a plug in my ass, a giant dildo in my cunt, and a vibrating wand on my clit. So. Full.

Stunning 🤩 😘😘

Happy Saturday! Enjoy the weekend 😘🥰

How about a tight 🐱 and a smirk 😏