That’s spandex. They were talking about the catalogue of Pokémon
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That’s spandex. They were talking about the catalogue of Pokémon
The current American economy like "Gas prices? Up. Tech prices? Up. Food prices? Oh buddy you better believe they're up too. Also weve funneled a trillion dollars into a tech nobody likes and we're burning 1 Billion a day on war. By the way have you considered developing a gambling habit."
Okay so just be me and be scared of both
The con that is a 401(k) through work needs to stop. Pensions are superior to actually providing a return on investment in a company.
SpongeBob looks TIRED
We are cooked
This guy gets it.
Exactly! I am also fieldwork in combination with the office. Having the ability to dress how I want is nice but it’s 2 days a week
I’m in a similar spot with my look.
It’s hard to balance my actual style with my 9-5 office job. I think I need a new piercing or something
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.
My electric bill is up about another $100 and I’ve been intentionally using less.
When do we burn this country down and rebuild from the ashes?
Three rough storyboard panels (graphite on post-it note): 1) Patrick sits on SpongeBob's back, grabs his shoe while SB pounds the mat. PAT: Forget the Chum Bucket... 2) Close up of Pat with his hand on SpongeBob's shoe. PAT: This is… 3) Pat tears off the shoe, wide eyed, shouting: PAT: …PERSONAL!
Three more rough storyboard panels: 1) Patrick stares at SpongeBob's foot. 2) Patrick LICKS the foot! PAT: MLAAA! 3) On SpongeBob, screaming: SPONGE: EEK! EEK!
My original roughs from The Fry Cook Games.
Actor Don Johnson. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
I’ve not bothered to look
My bet with the universe is that my shampoo/conditioner bottles have a longer future than the president. That man is running out of steam
Smash Bros. Main check!
If you see this, share you smash bros main(s)
That cutscene was like the only time I smiled through that whole game.
Dear the rest of the world:
Fucking help.
Clair Obscur Expedition 33 has me in a chokehold though
Man gets punched in the face and his face humorously caves in.
Maelle: Parry it!
Me still learning the mechanics:
Wondering when the general strike will gain traction.
Momo on my bed looking at me cutely
Momo sitting in front of Christmas gift bags looking cute
Momo is too damn cute
#cat #kitten #cute
Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants with several hooks in his mouth with white text at the top of the image that reads: Does this look like bait?
That video is 3 hours long…
Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
