Abbey Bartlet

Thank you, Virginia! It is the honor of my lifetime to be elected your next Governor.

@fabletics.bsky.social

If you candy-ass fuckin babies didn't require me to input all kinds of info just to buy 10 pairs of leggings, you'd have some juice.

As it is, I gave that $500 to your competitor. I'm not interested in your marketing bullshit.

Sit down, bitches. You ain't even.

You're where actual critique goes to die. Do you carry around a plaque stating such? I'd hope so, so I can avoid your useless ass.

Máret Ánne Sara’s Turbine Hall review – did no one think to ask her for a little bit more? The Sámi artist may use reindeer skulls and bones, but her spiralling wooden fences are so slight they fail to impose themselves on the venue’s vast space – or the imagination

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Maybe "a fort of sticks" is all some indigenous people have to work with. Ever. Your existential, actually boring, overtly-Westernized but boring as fvk bullshit is exhausting, reductive, and nonsensical. Bless. Your. Heart.

No really, bless your heart.

It’s only been a few months since Trump accepted a luxury jet from Qatar.

He said it was “just a gift”.

Today Hegseth announced that Qatar would be building a base on American soil.

To be clear that’s not a gift, that’s a bribe.

If you want to see "monarchy" in USA, check out Queen Bey.

If you want to see "decline" in USA, check out the useless pantload of shittery that's the US gov't.

We could do so much more as a culture. Instead, we're all drowned in the decline of our 'leader?' Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

I'm deeply aggravated by systems that don't allow me to input the length of password I want

"Ic@nfvkkUupT0D@yUlilYL!veredArs@h0L3s!" is apparently now a problem?

In this world of 3-fingers, 2-braincells, 1-arsehole away from digital financial destruction, maybe let up on the rules a bit, yeah?

Truth is truth.

I'm repeatedly looking at rabid wastes of federal funds and I'm still over here asking....

So when is there enough money for universal healthcare?

Is that now?

Texas Democrats return home 'victorious' after redistricting row Republican lawmakers are expected to quickly pass new voting maps, but Democrats still say they were victorious in the standoff.

If the new maps pass, Democrats were NOT "victorious" at all. Maybe y'all just got tired and decided to sleep in your own beds?

Sit the actual fvck down and shut your damned rancid pie holes. Y'all did shit except political theatre and we all know it.

STFU. Forever.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

I will go into any cheese shop. If that cheese shop is in the underground and I'm getting directions from Pennywise, I'm still gonna go. 🧀

I actually hate companies that don't get that some people, not even old people, have bad issues with large jars.

I currently hate Lidl US. I've been trying to open this jar for 9 hours. I finally gave up, hit it with a hammer, and hope I'm not eating glass shards.

Fuckin sort your shit, arseholes.

The Constitution gives Congress the power of the purse. The president's job is to "faithfully execute" the decisions we've made and he has signed into law. He may not impound, redirect or confiscate money outside federal law.

I send up blessings every single day for you, dear sir, because your fight is righteous and for those without voice. Your consistency is key. I love that you seem to be youself.

Thank you. Truly from the depths of my soul. Thank you, Sir.

"Everyone wants this."

Ok, Donnie, where are the actual humans?

Or is it just the voices barking in your head?

Bless. Your. Heart.

The "Deep State" is barely knee-deep. What you're neck-deep in is the fraud of a grifter.

Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social,

Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism.
Looking forward to following you wherever you land,

Your fan, Mar🐫

That level of batsh*t crazy vibrates at a frequency only heard by Steve Bannon and dogs. The dogs are smart enough to run away. How about you?

The performative BS from the right has reached epic proportions. If the "Mountain of Idiocy" isn't a thing on a map, Trumplefuckskin can just draw one with his Sharpie and then pretend it's not a mount of rubbish.

And always, my fave...

Every quarter of a millennium, we'll need to defeat a Mad King.

Maybe the world is smarter now than 250 years ago?

Oh, maybe not.

#YouVotedForThisShutUp and sit down too, mmmk? If you didn't vote for this, oh, so you might be sane and not a sewer clown? Excellent.

Viktor Orban tried to ban the Budapest Pride parade. He got the biggest one yet. Steve Hendrix reports from the Hungarian capital

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Post from @meredithlee 🚨🚨House GOP leaders will hold a 3pm member call on the megabill today MORE than a dozen House Rs tell us they won’t vote for Senate text unless Medicaid language moves much closer to House version Valadao is saying publicly he will oppose the bill unless it returns in total to House Medicaid text +30 members have raised concerns to leaders on Senate’s Medicaid update, many have directly texted Speaker Johnson in last few hours W/ @nicholaswu12

Whether it’s a $700 billion cut or a $1 trillion cut to Medicaid, Republicans are fighting for a bill that could shutter rural hospitals and nursing homes, kneecap community health centers, and make it harder for people to get health care.

And for what?

Tax breaks for billionaires.

"The arc of moral history is long, but it bends towards justice."

Tomorrow at what ever rally you go to you are going to be tempted to lash out.
Don’t do it. This is what they want. Do not engage the enemy. Our rules of engagement are peaceful and not violent. Protect each other I beg you!