the .dllinger escape plan

I have the overwhelming urge to buy a knee-length coat but it isn’t cold long enough here to justify the purchase.

At least once a day I see something and think “this is absolutely awful, I must show Steven.”

stop trying to tell me about Linux! I have gone 38 years without learning anything other than there's a sickly penguin and a red hat! Normal people do not experience Linux! For shame!

Almost cold, depressing, and grey enough to do my yearly Disco Elysium play through

Trust no bag, imo

Pouring a cold brew and shoving a nicotine lozenge into my lip, not to lock in, but to maintain my sanity.

“And that’s only the *first* time I got in a fight with the bisexual vampire”

I was trying to figure it out the vibe it was giving earlier and you just described it perfectly thank you

Monday night pasta night let’s goooooooo

saturday night windows machine format party

:( jesus christ man that's horrible and i hope things settle down for you soon.

i'm just working a lot and going to therapy, not a whole lot going on.

if you ever wanna vent/talk dm me seriously

hey dude how you been

oh shit i forgot i had this whattup

this owns lmao

Or they’re just watching a playlist and it’s auto playing to the next one.

Yeah, they’ve got pre, mid (if video is long enough), and post roll ads now lol.

Yeah, I forget how much of "content creation" is just as much about algorithm KPI hitting optimization as actually making the content.

Like how youtubers want to make a video that's at least x minutes so it shows a mid-roll ad.

especially because none of them can get to the fucking point

I think that’s just a civil fine. Ketchup on a hotdog, however.

What do me and an OU fan have in common? Neither of us have a degree from OU

GO POKES BABY

Excellent post coach

Please, Mr. Jugman was my father, you can call me Piss

coach posts never let me down

drew that's valuable time that could be spent watching ads for products and services the purchase.

wow thanks for the tip!!!

when I get my wife water I always say "sip tax" and take a sip of it before I hand it to her

she always gets upset.

congratulations on your victory

earl has a cool 'R'

the texas understanders have logged on to scold.

*lives in state where you can easily vote by mail and the national party spends millions in the state*

"why didn't they just vote harder? this is their fault"