Dyna

It hurt seeing his Twitter account for the first time because El Gran Varón was the most sympathetic "big" song in the genre towards queer people at the time

I assume it was a mix of social media just doing that to boomers and him moving closer to the Republican party because of their more antagonistic stance towards the Cuban and Venezuelan governments of the time but he ended up fully libsoftiktok brained

I was kinda thinking my boobs weren't growing then I took my shirt off in front of a mirror and holy shit

I pretty much grew up on these songs and they still blow me away when I sit down and listen. Can confirm they're extremely fun to dance to. The Willie Colón of it all had tainted it in my mind for years but he died so ig it doesn't really matter anymore

Nancy 3/11/26

IT WAS STATED IN CFYOW

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Love spacing out and staring out a window for half an hour and taking several days to answer text messages. I looooove the look of incredulity on people's faces when I tell them I don't know the directions for a place I've been to 20 times. I'm living the dream

Yeah man it feels fucking amazing to just walk away from what I'm doing without noticing or struggling to pay attention to people I love or forgetting to do basic things and bothering other people. It feels fucking amazing to be treated like a lazy prick who can't be trusted to do things

So true

The more I think about it the more certain I become that I have ADHD and that I want a diagnosis. Though if I do have it then it pisses me off that pretty much my whole life people have been making me feel like shit for it and didn't believe me when I said I literally couldn't help it

Plasty if we ever got within biting distance of each other I don't think I'd be the one taking them

I bet a certain someone is celebrating

Real journalism

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

About as golden situational and environmental comedy as you could ask for, and all with blind hopping vampires that spawn in Qing dynasty robes like a second skin. Just absolutely delightful and ridiculous monsters, immediately beloved and charming vampiric blockheads.

DC Special 16 (886)

The ideal comic book

Those american "singles" are inedible. I once brought a sandwich of those to school for lunch and by the time I took it out it was basically half melted plastic. Couldn't eat it. Checked the packaging and it said "cheese based product" or something. Should be illegal to sell

Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

Thinking about Walt Simonson's title card for the ALIEN comics adaptation

I'll get you when you least expect it

That's what you think

One day...

They just keep growing. Some might say I'm done for

My life recently has been a comedy of me trying to keep anyone from seeing me shirtless from the front. Surprisingly difficult!