Roz

And!! I’ll never tell which one I mean! Could be Tom Hiddleston, could be Benedict Cumberbatch, could be a secret third thing (a wilted celery stalk). You’ll never know!

People are so thirsty for that pale British white man and listen if you like it I love it but I do not get it

Trying to leave for a trip with a baby is literally just rushing around the apartment holding a baby sock trying to remember where you left the other sock that’s probably in your pocket along with five other things your baby tried to eat off the floor while you were putting her socks on an hour ago

Listening to Adults in the Room and it is so so good and also devastating

But you just know someone was in a palm tree yelling “free bird!”

Yay I fear

This convo was a delight! Tune in to hear me talk The Beheading Game, Anne Boleyn as a mother, and my own attempts at “pizza” parenting 🍕😂

The most annoying thing about being in your 30s+ is that you can wake up and have injured yourself from ~sleeping wrong~

No correct!!!

Idk it’s like he and Lucy Dacus are in a club or something!

R accidentally referred to the Super Bowl as the Super Bunny yesterday and that’s the only way I’ll be referring to it from now on

It’s so tricky!! And resources and means definitely play a huge role which then makes me feel very resistant to participating.

Just like LIE to me, right? I mean I’m already here 😂

The first night I spent in CT, we were staying at a hotel bc we arrived late & couldn’t pick up our apartment keys yet. I told the woman at the front desk that we had just moved here & asked if it was nice, & she was like “oh, no, I hate it here” 🙃🙃🙃

There are only so many hours in a day. I will not be watching a white man treat people like shit in the name of pursuing “greatness” or whatever for 2 hours.

My resolve to watch all the Oscar best picture nominees lasted about ten seconds until I remembered I’d have to watch Marty Supreme and listen I will not.

See this is what I want but I’m having a hard time combining them even tho I’m a Bisexual™️ and so I feel like this should come naturally to me!!

Forever vacillating between embracing the hot-is-a-state-of-mind ethos and rejecting beauty altogether to fully embody my bog witch energy

As they should be!

Wow this is a banger of a playlist!

In times of crisis, we must all decide again and again whom we love.

–Frank O’Hara, from Meditations in an Emergency (1957)
#everynightapoem #fragment

It’s a wild time to be deciding if I need to go an anti-depressant bc who doesn’t right now

DESPITE A COURT ORDERING HER RELEASE

thinking a lot about leslie jamison’s essay where she wrote “but I don't believe in a finite economy of empathy; I happen to think that paying attention yields as much as it taxes” again and always

lol logged on here to post the same thing 😂

Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior cheesy grits?

I’ve only watched a few hallmark Christmas movies this year so far so I really must step up my game