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I think it’s about time we got another Sara Bareilles musical

2026-2027 is a great time to be a 6'5 bearded ginger

The only way to consume Rapaport is to tell yourself that a coven of lesbian witches got together and cursed him when he evicted Natasha Lyonne and every time he is annoying just know the curse is working.

It's impossible for Dom DeLuise to not have hot bear-ish sons

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I made a decision today. My CPR song is Fast Car.

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Best friend debriefing me on flowers for tomorrow. And now I want nothing more than to receive a red calla lily.

The minute someone writes a Johnny and Tara fan fic where they accidentally solve iceskating themed murders please drop me the link.

Was in the second row. You were one the best moderators I have seen! Great job!

Good time to read it. They are about to make it into a tv series/movie.

lol I finished book 4 last night

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We just saw Robin Duke for sketchfest and she was talking about Catherine helping her get the job at SNL, and how fun a friend she was.

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Watching new season of Bridgerton and getting your dick sucked by a random man right before meeting the love of your life is so accurate.

If you see this, post you in green

I really hope next season of traitors gets like two or three of the queer eye guys on a season. The drama they could bring.

I feel like Lisa Rinna is going on Traitors to soft audition to join the Marvel multiverse as Valentina again. Like her Julia Louis-Dreyfus having a countess cunt off would solve a lot of my problems.

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I had a closeted lesbian friend in college who got upset her bisexual fuck buddy was hooking up with a guy at a party. So she grabbed another guy and took the room next door and started trying to moan louder than her fuck buddy. And honestly terrible but I would have so much fun being that toxic.

👏👏👏 great movie. I mean Kay Thompson alone.

Remember to thank Pennilyn Lott just for being Pennilynn Lott

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Me - the Instacart shopper is trying to replace the Bay's English muffins with Thomas ones
Boyfriend - what's the difference?
Me - Elaine Stritch

Ok but the real question is did Patti Labelle ever find her background singers? 🎄

Look at your life, look at your choices

Beautiful

So sorry friend

Repost with one of your favorite Halloween costumes.

Elaine Stritch (and her dancing bear)

For you - Poppers bottle 🤣

First episode!

Preorders for the new shirt are still happening, check em out on the shop if you’re a fan of being between two werewolf buds