I’ve bumped my knee on furniture harder than that SUV “strike”.
And with the new reverse angle, I’m convinced she never even saw the cop that shot her until she was moving forward.
I’m just saying, even if Trump had never dipped a single toe in politics–hell, even if he still were a democrat–I’d 1000% expect his ass to be in the Epstein files.
Anyone alive in the 80s and 90s who watched MTV, VH1, or E News knows this. He’s always been a creep.
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"Donald Trump is not just a failure as a President, he is a failure as a human being."
- Rob Reiner -
💔 🙏 💔
Jazzed to see my favorite old coot from Reddit on other platforms. Keep killing it gorgeous! 😍
Ugh. That fucking guy. Likely off the wagon and playing with his toys.🍸 ✈️
There is some pretty intense military jet activity over New Orleans tonight. And we have near daily F-15 flyovers from the 159th.
But this was different.
You could feel the whole city stop and wonder “WTF”. 👀
#nolasky #nolatwitter #neworleans #military #aviation
Magats keeps bringing up Bill Clinton on the Epstein list like that's going to bum us out or something. If he is, lock his ass up for life too, I don't care.
Give it 72 hrs. Once Fox News begins their chorus of talking points their flock will fall in line and begin parroting it back. No matter how ludicrous Trump’s excuses become, the repetition makes it truth to MAGA.
That said, we should make Conservatives regret they ever invented the word sheeple.
Still from the movie 28 Years Later. Drone shot of Dr. Kelson standing inside the Bone Temple.
Saw #28yearslater. I felt super seen as someone else who would lean even more into crafting should the apocalypse happen.
Dr. Kelson, I gotchu. 💀
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
#thebonetemple
WMDs 2: Iranian Boogaloo 🫠
#xennial #iran #iraqwar #weaponsofmassdestruction
I say this as someone currently caring for an ill boomer father and forced to listen to this propaganda in the background 24/7. Thank god for ear buds and gummies.
Unfortunately if it’s not covered on Fox News, it doesn’t exist. They’ll never see this. Hell this AM on Fox and Friends they were saying his politics were “muddy” and “all over the place”. This is why it’s so important to go into right wing news media outlets and break through the bullshit.
“The parade was so empty you could hear the squeaking of the tanks” is some god tier Mark Twain level euphemism shit.
#nokings #trump
It’s that time of the year again when I optimize fruit output by sorting my papaya seedlings 🌱 by male, female, and hermaphroditic.
It’s another reminder that sex and gender is complicated and nuanced across all living things.
But don’t try to tell that to the Republican Jesus folks. 🙄
Man the Knowledge Fight episode this shit produces is gonna be a lot of fun
Today is a gift.
Just FYI because evidently Fox or OAN or whatever is pushing the lie that America accepted the Statue of Liberty and that’s equivalent to the plane.
Congress VOTED to approve receiving the statue. So congress should vote on the jet
I adore the #metgala, especially this year’s theme, but this is still 100% truth.
Rumor is a double shooting at the Tchoup Walmart :(
GOD: heaven or ghost?
ME: gee idk do i wanna float around in ur lame cloud or do i wanna spend eternity scaring people in their bathrooms
🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award
This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
“…I finished this off with one of those T for Trump necklaces… because there’s no way it has anything to do with that Middle Eastern socialist Jewish refugee from the Bible.”
I can now NEVER unsee this.
🤣💀🤣💀🤣
#republicanmakeuptutorials
@50501movement.bsky.social I’m looking for the 50501 contact in New Orleans. The rally was great on 4/5, but for 4/19 it’d be a HUGE waste not to march, esp given ease of permits + powerful optics of 1k+ ppl marching in the French Quarter. 📸 I wanna help!
#nolasky #indivisiblenola #handsoff #La40501
@janevoter2018.bsky.social
Thank you for your service and YAY! Better late than ever 😅
Nothing is wilder right now than car dealerships being the new Boston Harbor and fugly ass trucks being our tea.
This was a much needed win! Feeling proud! Eat $hit Landry!
Get in good trouble, necessary trouble.
It’s the first big weekend of Uptown parades here in New Orleans. Cookouts and food vendors are now banned, but ICE is here cruising the parade route. 😡
Someone tell King Baby and his crony Jeff Landry that the NYE terrorist wasn’t a migrant armed with chicken wings.
#mardigras #fuckice #trump
