Joezempic 💉

Finally got back into my account! Hi gays!

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Fucking tapped in the head some gays. Get their egos bruised and then it’s your fault

It’s a vicious circle

Gimme names. Let’s throw hands 😡

God I love cleaning. I put it off for ages but when it’s all done and everything feels fresh it’s just 😮‍💨

Gooood morning

POV: I think I’m giving you a flirty, sultry look across the bar

Monday. Again! Fuming.

My dick in winter since I got cut

Doing my friend’s tarot and The Ten Of Swords and The Tower show up

My weekend went from zero plans, to having to someone over, to a cute brunch and walk, and now I’m watching Lucy Worsley Investigates the Madness of King George III. A mixture of wholesome and holesome.

I literally went to the shop especially for a white choc creme egg 🤣🤣 imagine if I’d smashed it

If you just saw me going down like a sack of shit after I slipped on some ice, no you didn’t. Shout out to the lovely people who checked I’m ok. Only thing I’ve bruised is my ego. Managed to save my Creme Egg though so every cloud!

Same

Really is

I know. So so sad. 32 years old. What a legacy in such a short amount of time.

This is absolutely devastating. The Vivienne gave so many people, including myself, such great joy. How sad, so incredibly young.

Me in white boxers posing in front of a mirror

Sunday Scaries

Moon and Venus last night.

Lovely view over the Chapel in my lane

#astrophotography 🔭

First book of the year finished. Isaac by Curtis Garner. An absolutely gorgeous read. Brutal yet beautiful. Truly encapsulates the intoxication of romance and the danger that can come with rose-tinted glasses.

ngl IT Girl sounds like it’s going to go so hard. I can’t wait.

I have a cough and a cold so I’m wrapped up in bed reading a book. Please try and withhold your jealousy of my rockstar lifestyle.

My latest #poem: tango

Omg so embarrassing I keep writing 2024 on all my death threats

Happy New Year lovely 🩷