wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
05.12.2025 19:21
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excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
04.12.2025 15:50
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Damnit, Love, why you gotta be obvious in the silence?
30.11.2025 03:55
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“ if I had the hair to do it, I’d still be rocking a mushroom haircut.”
“That’s your biggest secret?”
“…yes?”
26.11.2025 02:10
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RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
25.11.2025 03:06
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Is this chief also willing to go on the record and call the sky blue?
25.11.2025 13:58
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Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
25.11.2025 02:53
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Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
25.11.2025 02:55
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World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy.
17.08.2025 22:22
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I said he'll flip you. Flip ya for real,Charlie Brown
25.11.2025 03:18
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RFK, Jr. cancelling oxygen
25.11.2025 03:06
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rfk jr cancelling headphones
25.11.2025 01:23
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Do you even give up on the daily, bro?
25.11.2025 02:55
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Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown.
25.11.2025 02:53
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
24.11.2025 16:06
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The urge to spam your group chat >>>
25.11.2025 02:40
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officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone
24.11.2025 12:27
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still existing over here (without my consent)
21.11.2025 04:50
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me: i have to tell you something but keep it on the down low. you need deodorant. here. take this.
bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ??
21.11.2025 17:53
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[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
22.11.2025 19:24
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I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant.
22.11.2025 01:28
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I mean it.
11.11.2025 22:14
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I’m always here for you.
11.11.2025 11:39
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guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ?
me: what
09.10.2025 15:03
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Not interesting to *you*, maybe.
30.09.2025 10:39
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Don’t tempt me.
23.09.2025 01:39
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Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work.
The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.
17.08.2025 04:04
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