Shaken espresso shits

Jordan Love is dealing and no one can catch a cold in an ice storm.

And he knows ball🥹❤️

apparently everyone in my red district is a lot more dialed in on civil war history than I thought

Damning that tim Kelly is nowhere to be seen

Drawing on the bathroom stall with my feces and calling it a hidden Mickey

Pulling out of the UN Human Rights Council is actually very on brand for us

Might make this a health and lifestyle account for my mental health

Here to fear monger and drink coffee (I’m all out of coffee)

How long do I have to keep my money out of trumps economy for

Watching global warming edits before work with a redberry Ghost in the chamber

Entering my film buff era after that tragic packers loss

when the fellow coworkers get Marxist in the work group chat

Imagine Donald and Luigi share a cell

Day 2 of dry January, woke up in a pool of my own sweat

My new agenda

@peterbukowski.bsky.social tank for shadeur??

If the packers win the Super Bowl I’ll post hole

I have a cock and my balls do no I don’t have depression

Dear god in heaven

Rudolph is a generational reindeer, likely HOFer

Shopping at Aldi makes me feel like I got my doctorate in grocery shopping

A bowl of stimulants and milk for breakfast

Wife leaving me for some guy named Luigi

This is me if any of you even care

Been a long ass week

If you see pookie licking his lips it’s too late

But was it a banger

Dear Lions fans,

🖕

Tucker Kraft is my love language