Jack (@jackloftus)

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

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14.03.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

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14.03.2026 17:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

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14.03.2026 17:33 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

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14.03.2026 17:33 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

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14.03.2026 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

14.03.2026 13:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

14.03.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

14.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

🙃 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 23:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 23:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Feel like someone knew 🤔

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13.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

All my fault. Sorry.
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13.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 19:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Oof. We were warned

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13.03.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Sorry, my fault!

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13.03.2026 18:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

13.03.2026 13:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, but We Are “My fellow Americans, our nation is back—bigger, better, richer and stronger than ever before.” — Donald Trump during his State of the Union - - -M...

Some good satire on this recently:

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13.03.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Indeed!
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13.03.2026 12:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Everything is FINE.
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13.03.2026 12:50 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Preach

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13.03.2026 03:42 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Alas.

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12.03.2026 20:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

Indeed!

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12.03.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

12.03.2026 10:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

👋

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11.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to Me, a Kamala Harris Voter, Who Got Exactly What I Voted For “Trump’s best foreign policy? Not starting any wars… He has my support in 2024 because I know he won’t recklessly send Americans to fight overseas....

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/con...

11.03.2026 15:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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