Sarah

A small white cat wearing a lavender harness doing back yard sniffs

Anyway look at this perfect baby doing her sniffs

The thermometer in my back yard says 30°c and Saturday we’re supposed to get 10cm of snow 🫠

I was not at all prepared for the voice

I was too tired!

Look at mr weekend over here

Oh my god it’s only tuesday

One thing about me is I will never learn my lesson

it’s me & my 5 hours of sleep against the world

I spent most of the day outside today and I have no regrets

Wow it feels so great to sleep until 4

So instead of waking up at 3am I might sleep until 4am and I think that’s fine if nobody reminds me

The wait time for the screen door sniff spot is currently five (5) minutes, there is one (1) cat ahead of you

Based on this criteria, I’m putting blue jays on my mortal enemy list because when I was 15 a blue jay dropped a dead mouse on my shoulder and I KNOW it was on purpose

This is literally the best of bluesky

Merlin bird ID!

This actually raises many more questions

I’m going to need the deep dive into your mortal enemy, the northern cardinal specifically

Elaborate

My enemies are the fat squirrels

Merlin screen shot of birds in my yard

The boys are back in town

🫂 I hope he finds you in every lifetime

It doesn’t even have to be a fancy pillow

Screaming into a pillow is self care

She could never do anything wrong

A small white cat with calico markings laying on a keyboard in front of two monitors. She got an early start this morning but didn’t have the right password credentials.

Guess who locked my AD account for too many bad password attempts

If anyone is an expert in commitment to a bit it’s drew

It’s bad and wrong!

I’M SAYING

I should be able to SLEEP when I’m fucking TIRED

Just what I needed, a curse