cetacean bops

now more than ever we need to see space wardrobes that can’t and won’t stop!!

Star Trek is an optimistic vision of the future where your mom periodically treats your workplace like her personal runway

alas for the bygone Trek fashion ethos of “the average wardrobe selection will drive you to the brink of bemused tears and madness begging ‘how? why? and furthermore, what?’ and then live in your scorched mind forever”

while I wish the new space youths (and whatever they may wear) well I yearn to see that Auntie Mame-ly strut again. I personally want to see clothes that look like they were stolen off a series of Christmas trees that fought strenously back

get them out of the tablecloths amd back into gouts of fashion that make you wonder if your screen is calibrated correctly or if you are simply witness to another audacious rainbow triumph of the Majel Barrett kind

I want wigs on wigs. I want ensembles that present serious medical risk to several species‘ visual organs

pleasantly surprised to find my biggest beef with Starfleet Academy is how blandly the Betazoids dress now. where is the respect for Lwaxana Troi’s legacy

let me just don a habit and break into a rousing chorus of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Politico

it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people

reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous

losing Lower Decks and Prodigy while Strange New Worlds serves up another tedious helping of the Relentless Spock Hetero Drama Hour week has irreparably broken my faith of the heart for this era

sorry, won’t catch me hoping good Star Trek can get made much less last in these times

the number of DS9 quote posts is very good for morale

Darth Vader says I AM ALTERING MY GENDER. PRAY I DO NOT ALTER IT ANY FURTHER

I made a meme, I'm sorry

melt the congressional switchboard

deciding this is part of a complete hijinks of a time-traveling starship crew after first contact with the chicken planet went awry

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always a new reason to say fuck the fucking new york times

still believe cinema peaked when Muppets were riding bicycles

Q will be visited by three spirits and all of them will be Benjamin Sisko coming in for the punch

I know in my heart Mirror Universe moopsy somehow has a goatee let me see it

nature program spinoff of Lower Decks that follows the exploits of moopsies across the multiverse

god I’m gonna miss those lower dorks

Lower Decks became the gay turbolift on its way out. dream up a pairing and an increasingly weary William Boimler has been to that floor and had to write the Memory Alpha article entry about it

save me Lower Decks take me to the Kiradax universe

I just *knew* if anyone could find a way to wrangle my personal favorite subtext into canon it was gonna be Lower Decks. can’t believe Paramount’s ripping it away from us, but damn. what a way to go

still riding the high of Lower Decks Presents The “Fuck You, Rick Berman” Extravaganza

Lower Decks I see you handing out AU fix-it fics like candy today!!!

excerpt from Hugh Grant interview where he responds to the question “how would you like to die?” with “my wife has kindly agreed to sneak up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head”

garashir

“The martians” muppets from Sesame Street

when I say “oomf” this is what I’m picturing