Today's game (2-0) was a bit of a stinker really but the thing that struck me was that the officials seemed to be going down the route of not issuing cards or flagging for anything. Like a kind of "get on with it, we're just here for the step count" approach
Coggeshall Town were being funded by Olly Murs at some point, don't know if they still are
It's the Thurlow Nunn Eastern Counties League Division One South table, and Hutton are two points clear at the top with a game in hand
I was probably getting a bit carried away with the whole "Clapton are top of the league" business a few weeks ago. But tell you what, if Hutton don't win it from here there's going to be an inquiry
Every week I see another one of us bring disgrace upon the name
So tired of seeing Jons giving us a bad name. I don't want us to go the way of Geoffrey or Colin, some kind of punchline name, you know?
Good of him to copy and paste his CV though
This 1982 one is treating us, I don't know about you but I definitely didn't deserve Party Fears Two
Everything I like now is dadrock, even the stuff that isn't rock in any way
I gave my dad so much stick for liking that second Travis album because of the 'dadrock' thing that was being parroted. I'm six or seven years older than he would have been at the time, and it's alright really isn't it, some good songs on there
There's probably a demo of it where it just sounds like them trying to do a Sundays song
Can't believe you guys are being so mean to Kiss Me on TOTP. It's a lovely song and RE teachers can be in bands too if they like
If he's called Leo because of the hair, is he called Sayer because he likes to say a lot of things? Great fun though
Rick Astley would be a fine replacement. Same venue, same band, same setlist, Rick Astley
Can't stop picturing the sleepless Morrissey gig that didn't take place. Him going for the yelp in This Charming Man and it just coming out as "aaaa", him slowly staggering about constantly in a sweat with his gladioli coming out of his pocket and he's just treading on them
Chap at Stratford earlier was asking me where platform 3 was and I sent him down the stairs and back up again. The tube train behind us stops at 3 and 5, he could have just got on it
Hang on, isn't Turing on one? Putting an otter on a note is less "woke" than putting Alan Turing on one. Which one is going to bite your fingers off?
Were any of these animals even invented in Britain??
"I suppose we're going to have gender neutral animals as well, or Palestinian animals"
I suppose it's "this one minor change is further evidence that Muslims and people with green hair are going to take over the country" again, isn't it?
Love the idea of somebody going mental because there's a cow on their £20 note instead of Turner. Surely there are worse things to get wound up over
Haha, I'd forgotten the Hucknall hit parade of the world's coolest ethnic groups
The best reaction I had on Twitter was when somebody was unhappy with me describing Trent Reznor as a "mucky pup", which he is
I haven't been blocked by many people. Haven't really had any beef or drama. The few times somebody told me a post was shit and I'd messed up, they were absolutely correct about it
I think when you're putting art out there and people have any sort of opinion on it you've got to take it as a compliment, you know?
Can imagine a "person sitting in front of a computer thinks my band are shit? What have you ever done? Jog on mate" vibe
There is a particular type of bloke that can be best described as "generally considered sound and of good humour but cannot deal well with a gentle piss take" and I wonder if he is one
I saw the guy out of Reverend and the Makers making a solid point and quoted him saying something like "not a fan of his art but this is spot on". RT and block
Seriously, it's one of those where a mouse decides it really likes the taste and feel of the back of a piece of furniture and just plays around behind it for ages while thinking "I'm sure nobody in this room has a 9:00 meeting they were hoping to be properly prepared for"
I can remember mine but it's easy to remember your own, I bet the other people in the room at the time don't remember it
After watching the Spurs game I'm trying to think of other times where I've watched somebody having the worst day of their professional life. Sport is particularly strong for it but it's not just sport
