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@ayyitsaustin

Just a lil guy who doesn’t know how to use this app!

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We can ONLY hope!

11.09.2025 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn, those leopards have been practicing their aim

10.09.2025 20:58 👍 375 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 0
Frank Grimes to Katy Perry: “You went into outer space? You?”

Frank Grimes to Katy Perry: “You went into outer space? You?”

14.04.2025 13:59 👍 2910 🔁 361 💬 65 📌 17

Mamma Mia! (2008)
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

Execs, you should be devoting 80-90% of your time right now on Mamma Mia! How Can I Resist You? pitch meetings in order to hit that highly marketable 2028 release. As it happens, I’ve got a four-quadrant, necromancy-focused pitch ready whenev

12.04.2025 04:14 👍 1916 🔁 298 💬 21 📌 4

Guy who owns Funko pops: we shouldn’t have banks we should have Funko pops

11.04.2025 03:46 👍 2297 🔁 111 💬 17 📌 3
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The woman who went to the hospital for not drinking water and eating butter is transvestigating Emma Frost from Marvel Rivals.

05.04.2025 01:10 👍 1160 🔁 153 💬 55 📌 45
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Who did this?

04.04.2025 13:14 👍 35211 🔁 11205 💬 1369 📌 1377

I think it’s gonna be his Joe Fixit skin.

03.04.2025 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Elon’s Downfall

02.04.2025 06:50 👍 4751 🔁 1527 💬 232 📌 438

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead

Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

02.04.2025 02:10 👍 6693 🔁 1151 💬 131 📌 81
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eat shit nerd

02.04.2025 02:20 👍 4617 🔁 626 💬 73 📌 40

the best part about Roar is that you can tell all the cats maiming the cast and crew legitimately LIKE these people, they're just cats, and so they show that by biting and clawing, same as your housecat but eight hundred pounds with claws like bowie knives

02.04.2025 01:02 👍 903 🔁 54 💬 36 📌 2

It’s well known that I was on The Apprentice. We were all covered by NDAs at the time, but mine has now expired. And do I ever have some tea to spill. I’ll post it later today after consulting once again with my attorneys.

01.04.2025 14:37 👍 73592 🔁 11394 💬 4171 📌 1295

Wallet signed by Sungwon Cho TWICE!!!

26.03.2025 20:58 👍 71 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i’m losing it

25.03.2025 22:05 👍 26543 🔁 3356 💬 497 📌 440

not now kitten, daddy’s about to leak war plans to the Atlantic

25.03.2025 17:17 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

25.03.2025 15:35 👍 14785 🔁 3154 💬 344 📌 216

The Imitation Game, but it’s about deciphering the Emojis Trumps administration uses to discuss war.

25.03.2025 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I made my own paladin subclass so you can play a Barbie Paladin 🎀⚔️✨⁠

Download the PDF at ginnydi.com/barbie!

21.03.2025 16:01 👍 434 🔁 71 💬 20 📌 6
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AOC: Fox News and the right-wing would have you believe that these American values are something out of The Communist Manifesto. But let me tell you Fox News, I don’t believe in healthcare, labor, and human rights because I’m a Marxist.. I believe it because I was a waitress.

20.03.2025 21:27 👍 50192 🔁 10961 💬 686 📌 712
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thinking about frogs rn

19.03.2025 20:03 👍 120 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

It was a fantastic show!!!

19.03.2025 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Al performs “Free Fallin’” with Tim Heidecker and Puddles Pity Party

Al performs “Free Fallin’” with Tim Heidecker and Puddles Pity Party

Al performs “Help Me Rhonda” with Al Jardine of The Beach Boys

Al performs “Help Me Rhonda” with Al Jardine of The Beach Boys

Al performs “These Boots Were Made For Walkin’” with Nancy Sinatra

Al performs “These Boots Were Made For Walkin’” with Nancy Sinatra

Al performs “A World Without Love” with Peter Asher and Rufus Wainwright

Al performs “A World Without Love” with Peter Asher and Rufus Wainwright

Well, THAT was insanely fun! Huge thanks to everyone who came out to our big L.A. wildfire relief benefit show on Sunday night, and much love to all the musicians and comedians who came together to make it happen. 📸: Alex Kluft

19.03.2025 05:34 👍 3790 🔁 287 💬 50 📌 19

I can’t wait for the BBEB

(Big Bad Evil Barbie)

18.03.2025 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A redheaded Barbie wearing plate armor and a pink cloak stands in the foreground. Out of focus in the background, a brunette Barbarian Barbie wearing leathers with a scar across her face.

A redheaded Barbie wearing plate armor and a pink cloak stands in the foreground. Out of focus in the background, a brunette Barbarian Barbie wearing leathers with a scar across her face.

a brunette Barbarian Barbie wearing leathers with a scar across her face stands in the background. A redheaded Barbie wearing plate armor and a pink cloak stands in the foreground, out of focus.

a brunette Barbarian Barbie wearing leathers with a scar across her face stands in the background. A redheaded Barbie wearing plate armor and a pink cloak stands in the foreground, out of focus.

A barbarian Barbie wearing leathers stands just behind a paladin Barbie wearing plate armor. Both hold swords.

A barbarian Barbie wearing leathers stands just behind a paladin Barbie wearing plate armor. Both hold swords.

Just gals being pal...adins. 💅

The D&D Barbies are now a party of two! I have so many plans for more (and so few free 10-hour chunks 😅) We're very melee-heavy right now... what class does this party need next?

18.03.2025 16:01 👍 462 🔁 40 💬 58 📌 0
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AOC: It is almost unthinkable why Senate Democrats would vote to to hand the few pieces of leverage that we have away for free when we've been sent here to protect social security, protect medicaid, and protect medicare.

14.03.2025 00:16 👍 33068 🔁 7203 💬 799 📌 620

Brat summer is a thing of the past -- 2025 is officially Mr. Bean summer. Changing into our swimsuits without removing our underwear. Getting our heads stuck in turkeys. Feuding with three-wheeled cars. Cutting the hair of strangers. Insulting the Queen.

13.03.2025 19:24 👍 1362 🔁 150 💬 35 📌 10