Dude it took me out, what an undignified way to go after thousands of years of plotting
03.03.2025 01:55
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Dude it took me out, what an undignified way to go after thousands of years of plotting
Doesn’t even have to be somebody I don’t respect if we’re being honest
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
These liberals talk about punching nazis
You ain’t never punched a fucking nazi
Float
I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.
(Death Grips voice)
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Take first aid courses; Stop The Bleed, CPR, everything you can. Have and know how to use a tourniquet. Learn about keeping your public information clean/safe. Stop posting pictures of you around your house/street/car.
Make plans with your friends.
No one's coming to help us. We protect us.
my whole mantra for the last two months has been "It Will Be Worse Than You Think But Not In The Way That You Think". Put it on a decorative pillow
Running cyberpunk is fun for me because it’s a test to see if I can backdoor my players into class consciousness
#california #biden
Lobbying to stop calling them “skeets” and start calling them “floats”, as in “float like a butterfly…” and “let me float and idea…”
Dazemu from Palworld. Caption: take one step forward and forget your doubts. Take two steps forward and forget your worries. Take three steps forward and forget your fears. Face any enemy.
Dazemu palpedia entry you did not need to go this hard
Like we are ACTUALLY living this shitty timeline
US going to war with Panama is literally part of the Cyberpunk lore, this is so fucking ridiculous
Explaining to everyone that masks prevent airborne diseases, not just the one everybody thinks is “over”.
Last thing’s last vibes fr
A tweet by the ambulatory perineum that is Elon Musk begging the users of his site—Nazis to a man—to post more “positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform” Full tweet. @elonmusk Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform
Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.
Clown blood runs through these veins.
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
I’ve done it. The algorithm now thinks I’m a republican Muslim pot head that owns guns.
God I hate genai and how it’s being shoehorned unhelpfully into every fucking thing
Remember a few years ago when everyone was calling themselves “CEO of” whatever? Not so funny now is it
“The sure strike spell was atypically strong for its level and too easy to cast repeatedly for a significant benefit at all levels of play, leading to repetitive play and squeezing out other options.” Absolutely brain dead #pf2e errata
You guys have no idea how HARD a hog showmanship anime would go
Look guys, if we learned anything over the past five years it should be to ALWAYS wear an n95 when you’re in public.
Right, Luigi?