It’s 2025. I’d believe anything at this point.
It’s 2025. I’d believe anything at this point.
MAGA Nativity: No refugees or foreigners. Just a jackass and a flock of sheep.
Irony: Celebrating welcoming and feeding immigrants while real immigrants are being dehumanized and terrorized.
Oops
Remember a few years ago when Republicans shit themselves over Kamala buying cookware? Good times.
PSA: Move your frozen turkey to the fridge.
Remember, today may be Monday, but it’s a short week that ends with pie.
Well, well, MORE lies from the Orange REICH. 😡😡😡
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
The CDC’s new autism page reads like an anti-vax blog, and the agency's employees are not happy about it.
If you aren’t willing to hook a woman up with several varieties of birds, golden rings, maids, on-call musicians, and feudal support staff, then honestly, what are we even doing here?
86 the 86
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
Trump still polling well with working class American pedophiles
2016 me thought the “grab ‘em by the pussy” tape would mean something.
Current me knows better than to expect anything from the Epstein files.
Done healing my inner child. Next up is my inner teen, and she wants nunchucks.
WHEN THE WORLD FEELS LIKE AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER, STEADY YOURSELF WITH SIMPLE RITUALS. DO THE DISHES, FOLD THE LAUNDRY, WATER THE PLANTS, RUIN THE WORKPLACE. SIMPLICITY ATTRACTS WISDOM.
Simple rituals
REMINDER: President Biden NEVER cut SNAP payments, never even had a government shutdown.
In fact, he cut child poverty in half.
He cut child hunger, too.
I miss having a REAL President.
Did Misogyny Ruin the New York Times?
While women are out here ruining things, I’d like to see if women could ruin the men named in the Epstein files. #EpsteinFiles #NYTimes
What fresh fuckery is this?
I wish people wanted to regulate guns the way they want to regulate what people can buy with SNAP.
How about using the extra hour to release the Epstein files? #timechange #EpsteinFiles
I don’t judge people based on size, ability, religion, race, ethnicity, or gender, but based on what kind of candy they give out on Halloween.
A haunted house, but it’s just people from a leadership seminar asking you if you remember your “why.”
My husband convinced me to stop scrolling and listen to Buddhist stories instead. Now I spend 5 minutes every day watering a rose bush that appeared in my yard around the time he went missing. Follow me for more life advice.
I'm not turning my clock back on November 2 because I really don’t want an extra hour of 2025.