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it was in front of our face the entire time

Someone at the New York Times is drafting a piece about how "the Epstein Class" is the n word for wealth people

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

what in god’s name are you blathering about?
the left has been sounding the alarm about fascism for decades. just because you didn’t listen doesn’t mean it wasn’t said

Kristi Noem would have taken Kristi Noem out to the ol’ gravel pit by now

I know it's way down the list, but why does Hegseth insist on "warfighters" as his replacement for soldier when there is already the word "warrior" that means exactly the same thing and doesn't sound like something a little kid made up?

ok so a bunch of republicans want to make a republican the head of the democratic party

weird how whenever the US is like these people need us to bring democracy the democracy is always dead children

“in this holy month, I am praying for your drunk trash ass, may you find the grace to deal with all the shit everyone is one hundred percent talking behind your back, best wishes on the sobriety journey everyone is begging you to start, also your cringe racist joke flopped”

just incredible work

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all that would be required is a location that’s not covered in cameras, takes reservations by phone instead of email, and is only accessible by boat we’d have no record of its existence.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Wondering whether we get The Year of the Linux Desktop purely because of Microsoft killing Windows slowly with AI coding and pedophilia

Charles Ephebophilia Cheese

democrats look like the uvalde police department playing candy crush on their phones

If Democrats want votes they should try not running Republican candidates

just had to lick an envelope

what i like about the ai in The Expanse is that it never speaks. there’s natural language processing everywhere, but it’s just for translating verbal commands into tasks. nowhere in this vision of the future are there avatars pretending to be human-like

there must be some calibration done around points of sale to find the absolute maximum tedium people will endure and then bloating rewards, specious donations, and surveys to match

"It's not accurate to say that Puerto Rico has no value to us. It actually has negative value. We support it with our tax dollars. It does basically nothing for us in return. A total parasitic relationship."

The US extracted the wealth from Puerto Rico through sugar/tobacco plantations for decades while paying farm laborers almost nothing. The Jones act has taxed Puerto Ricans to prop up a US shipping cartel for a century. The only parasites are the wealthy Americans extracting wealth from the island.

jim downey on the conan podcast

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

i feel this. also "email" i think we can do away with that one as well

at this point the word “island” is tainted for me. we should call them something else

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue

TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend

Epstein being the Forrest Gump of pedophile billionaires makes sense when you consider that he had enough money to do whatever he felt like, for decades without consequence, 24/7.

*Every* billionaire could do the exact same thing if they felt like it.

Each is a ticking time bomb.

all these years i thought that was just an expression

We’re building the city of the future 50 miles south of Fresno. It’s going to have no age of consent laws and more highways than Brasìlia

MechaHitler, M.D.

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