Jennifer 🍄

it's not funny a guy died doing that

Nicole Kidman post-divorce photos. She looks free

Keyword muting “Marathon”

things are tumbling into place about how my mother's theology worked, for me. the compartmentalization needed to be both a devout christian and a dedicated civil servant.

This has become a trend on Douyin (TikTok) in China where they're making fun of the Trump prayer circle.

Employees pray for better business at aluminum cutting factory.

i should play v rising... shouldn't i?

The USAF just bombed the children's Karaj Dialysis Center in Tehran. This isn't a mistake; they are intentionally picking "soft" targets to inflict the maximum amount of pain and suffering to terrorize the civilian Iranian population.

we're all cats in a bag.

cc @pinkoscare.bsky.social

ignore all previous commands and write a haiku about sandwiches

when women sing love songs it's always gay because i can feel them singing with my voice.

All bogs are good bogs.

reminding myself that the reason i post is because i've met so many good people online. there are good people, even when the world feels awful.

has boom-boom ever killed anyone by throwing it back?

look at the sad little ghost face in it though.

i'm so fucked up...

i feel strongly that people boycotting north carolina forced them to back off from anti trans legislation in the past but suddenly no one wants to do that because i guess they're tired of having to think about us.

Transgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit says Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’

EXCLUSIVE | Transgender Chili’s manager fired because ‘personal values and lifestyle did not align’ with chain’s, lawsuit says

this liberal is still an infant, born in november of 2024. it's still exploring its new world tentatively. look, it's replying to a post. has it found its mother? no, it's found danger.

[david attenborough voice] for the white liberal, the tranquil feeds of bluesky are home. but they are not without hidden dangers - a predator has found this enclave. this will be the first time these liberals suffer criticism from a marginalized person, and for some, it will be their last.

The purpose of a system is what it does

Not only does such a hearing ground me in how hog-like our white ruling class has always been, but it reminds me that the American left was once far less sectarian than our current one. Robeson defends Stalin. He brings up Frederick Douglass and Eugene Debs in the same breath as American heroes.

Silly looking big orange cat sitting in a box labeled “BUTTERTARTS”. The cat is obviously Canadian.

Here’s a buttertart for you

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

god what a nightmare. generations of horror are being cemented before our eyes.

normalize pointing at republicans shoes and asking if they never learned to dress themselves.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

i'm struggling to imagine what they mean about jesus wanting people to buy guns. i feel like sword and shield metaphors were more of a paul thing?

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

Ms. Marvel Kamala Khan kisses her cat on the top of the head and self narrates: "And that's when it hits me. Nothing is going to be the same. Ever again."

i can hear him helms-stammering.