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How is that not a bit?

12.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, v much if they were bright enough for that, they’d probably not have behaved so consistently stupidly up to now.

12.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, you’d be v welcome.

I might want reparations.

12.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, to be fair to me, I didn’t go back and read it, because I felt I should join in with committing to the bit rather than get too burdened by what people *actually* said.

12.03.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Chat, what does β€œvery malign” mean? Is it a way of dodging reparations?

I think the reparations question is interesting but Gordon Brown spearheaded a movement to forgive vast amounts of debt and wouldn’t you want that to be general, not just successor nations of places β€œwe” colonised / exploited?

12.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You .. really don’t appear to know what the word means.

12.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weren’t you minimising the Welsh element by blaming the Scots more though, eh? I mean, correctly, sure but still, minimising.

12.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No, I mean contextualise. You might need to look both words up.

Or if you’re trolling, decent work, well done.

12.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You appear to have provided a screenshot which entirely supports what twill and I are saying, thank you.

12.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, quite amusing to be told we know nothing of British imperial crimes in a conversation where every single participant is discussing those crimes and contextualising them. We know!

12.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This has the benefit of being really quite funny at times, because they’re such losers but obvs the disadvantage of being really quite bad for society.

You’re still in Spanish, according to Bluesky, by the way. Is this because you want the woke points for speaking the language of the global South?

12.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, not always *their* dead, now that you mention it.

12.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spurs are a poor team by EPL standards and might well get relegated. They finished 4th in the league phase and weren’t even all that lucky to do so!

Chelsea will v likely also go out but kept PSG to under 1xG and got done by brilliant finishing which happens but doesn’t tell you much about the EPL

11.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Knock out is obviously how the tournament gets decided but it’s not a v good way to judge comparative league strength because there’s a large random element. Each of the English teams have played 9 games, except Newcastle (11). The results overall suggest they’re pretty good.

11.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually Liverpool’s approach of only moving on players they really want was a good one but it did leave a midfield rebuild at least a season late.

11.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He was certainly reported as having much more control over the squad by then, including deciding to extend Henderson. I mean sure, the injuries that season were bad but not that surprising given previous records.

11.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the OP criticism of Slot is fair enough and that Jones has been used surprisingly sparingly. It’s far from impossible that Slot knows things about his injury risk that we don’t but even so, can’t see why he didn’t get on for half an hour yesterday.

Still, all coaches make mistakes.

11.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do think 22/23 was much more his fault though, albeit still injury related but recruitment was more under his control then and his loyalty to ageing / injury prone midfielders was optimistic, especially given the demands his football placed on them.

This isn’t to say I don’t worship the guy.

11.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

20/21 was looking like a perfectly good season until Van Dijk got injured and potentially still okay until Gomez and Matip (think odds on for title after the 7-0 away win at Palace in December). Could only blame Klopp for not recruiting more CBs and Van Dijk had previously been bomb proof.

11.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky kindly offered me a translation of this (it thinks it was posted in Spanish) but sadly the translation didn’t include any 2010 political meme elucidation at all.

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The people voted for HedgehoggyMcHedgehogface, let’s oppose the people and the hedgehogs in one brutal attack on woke.

Never change Kemi (obviously she won’t).

11.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do, yes.

07.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Seems a big commitment to buy a starting RB, in that context. But we clearly can’t rely on Bradley.

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

RB is another position where we’ve perhaps got ourselves a bit stuck. Bradley is presumably being paid somewhere between established squad and starter wages but is injured *lots* and even if Frimpong is mostly playing RW, he’s presumably cover, as is Gomez if staying.

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d want the full backs to hold the width a lot, which wouldn’t be bad for Frimpong or Kerkez, to be fair and it would be demanding on a midfield 3.

I’m not totally opposed.

07.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not so much that you couldn’t do it but more that it wouldn’t be all that robust and you’d either have to change systems (you’re not playing them both together twice a week) or rotate Gakpo and perhaps Rio in as L forwards, rather than wingers. That could work, perhaps.

07.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can see them both playing with Wirtz behind but it’s hard to run the sort of disrespect eleven that murdered Frankfurt in the EPL too often (those three, Gakpo LW, Frimpong at RB), I’d have thought.

07.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is fair but it’s still quite impressive, in a way, not to have got even one.

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ll have an idea of how many minutes he can play over what sort of time but him coming off after 70 mins and Gakpo playing to 86 leaves the possibility he’ll start pretty live, I’d say.

06.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s impressive, in a way, that he’s not managed even one of those, or a header, or even a deflection off his bum at a set piece.

06.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0